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[AltyTunnelSteward]

Perhaps he does and only comes home to Sale occasionally to annoy me - Very successfully I might add

[Ballers]

I still shout "Animals" in his honour...what a character.

"off..off.off.off..dirty southerners....boooook him ref..book him..."

He told me he lived in Spain now.  Never thought i was that gullible!

YOU DIRTY BLEEDER!!

[markecky]

Perhaps he does and only comes home to Sale occasionally to annoy me - Very successfully I might add

I have this great vision of him stood at Palma Airport with a scruffy bag.  The lady next to asks if he has business in the UK and he says

"Yes, I'm off to annoy a neighbour of mine by shouting "HELLO YOUTH" at the top of my voice when he enters the co-op" in a really normal voice.

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Cheers Ecky

Made me smirk...and on a Monday too!

[blackpoolalty]

thats him !!
dirty animals, get him off, get him off ref, dirty animals :-)

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

Perhaps he does and only comes home to Sale occasionally to annoy me - Very successfully I might add

I have this great vision of him stood at Palma Airport with a scruffy bag.  The lady next to asks if he has business in the UK and he says

"Yes, I'm off to annoy a neighbour of mine by shouting "HELLO YOUTH" at the top of my voice when he enters the co-op" in a really normal voice.

OK, hands up all of those who won't be able to resist the temptation to yell "Hey Youth!" at Phil Taylor the next time that they see him......

[thegazelle]

if i remember correctly in the bad tempered  league cup final of 73 (i think) . denis ran on the pitch and took a swing for a boston player. it was all the rage in those days another story involved a still regular golfroader who took a swing at got or punched by slob ryan at macclesfield (or have i got that one confused). does anyone recallthe incodent i think we are passed prosecution now.
punching players apart i think denis is more abusive these days but i suspect he doesnt duck as much these days.


dirty bastards dirty bastards  bloke used have me in stitches but attacking kenny is a bit harsh

[markecky]

Their are two unwritten laws in the town of Altrincham

One is that you don't beep Market Dave despite how many traffic laws he violates

Two is that you never disrespect or take the p*ss out of Kenny

[penfold]

Their are two unwritten laws in the town of Altrincham

One is that you don't beep Market Dave despite how many traffic laws he violates

Two is that you never disrespect or take the p*ss out of Kenny

So true, Kenny and Market Dave are Alty Legends, everyone from the surrounding area knows them.

[markecky]

Dirty Dagenham...thats the team I could not think of.

"OOOOO Dirty Dagenham"

[gazwarrington]

My fav Alty heckle is a denis classic of
"Dirty Shower" ... wonderful.

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Perhaps he does and only comes home to Sale occasionally to annoy me - Very successfully I might add

I have this great vision of him stood at Palma Airport with a scruffy bag.  The lady next to asks if he has business in the UK and he says

"Yes, I'm off to annoy a neighbour of mine by shouting "HELLO YOUTH" at the top of my voice when he enters the co-op" in a really normal voice.

Surprisingly only Mr Gazelle greeted me with 'Oi Youth' last night but that was in the NWS as I didn't get to the Co-Op

[markecky]

Damn...completely forgot!

Well done the the Gazelle for doing the honours!!

Its probably just me, but everytime I think about Steve shouting that I just start laughing...even on my own.  I must be odd!

[wayno]

Kenny is not a ledgend....

He is a God..