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2416
longest four minutes ever

2417
Oh dear god, gonna be a very nervous last thirty....sounds like we are being outplayed, but importantly we are still in front. Come on Alty, been a long time since I've been interested in seeing the first round draw.

2418
Get in there. Sounds like it's far from comfortable though...could be a long afternoon watching text updates.

2419
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Live commentary here
« on: October 20, 2007, 03:36:42 PM »
This is a disaster 3-0 down already....come on ALTY

2420
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Who is your ultimate Alty legend?
« on: October 19, 2007, 03:22:20 PM »
1. Graham Heathcote
2. Jeff Johnson
3. Barry Howard

So hard to keep it to three....Kingy, Mal bailey, etc, etc

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Meet the recruits or rugby on telly
« on: October 19, 2007, 03:14:13 PM »
And someone before but i was forced to play and i hated it! How can you be foreced to play, you either play the game if you good at it and want ( the WANT)  to play on the school team or you dont.

Simple really, you don't have to be a part of the school team to play. You can be forced to take part in PE/Games lessons (unless your school was/is one of those that allows you to get out of games with a blousy letter from your mother) and play rugby.

so dont argue against me argue againt that other tosser who was like "o i hate the game i was made to play".

Ooooooh, toys and prams eh? So, now not only do I not have a life, but I'm a tosser too. Make your mind up, either I have no life or I spend all of it pulling my pud.

As I had said previously, it's like arguing over oranges as opposed to lemons. It's personal choice.

I suggest you calm down a bit, this rugby obviously does nothing for your temperament.


2422
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Moan Time
« on: October 18, 2007, 03:30:07 PM »
Where are our new toilets?

It is hard to sh*t and wipe your arse successfully in the dark !!!

How difficult can it be? Straddle the target area and let fly (it's not like you are trying to locate a target in a 50 mile radius). Surely, you can find your arse whether it's dark or light or do you find it necessary to observe the consequences of your actions?



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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Meet the recruits or rugby on telly
« on: October 18, 2007, 03:25:25 PM »
I think Penfold is trying to suggest that, if you played rugby as a Lad at school you normally tend to follow it, vice verser with football.

Well I was forced to play rugby at a school that did not play football and I have no time for the game at all (not to mention many of the objectionable types who used to play the game).

Exactly, thats the point i was trying to make thank you! An anyone who says rugby is S*ite hasnt lived and they are so missing out on a mint game.

Oh dear god, I haven't lived. What am I to do? Does this mean that I don't really exist?

Horses for courses. It's like trying to compare oranges with lemons.


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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Meet the recruits or rugby on telly
« on: October 16, 2007, 04:38:07 PM »
Men playing with odd shaped balls and cauliflower ears; sweating and pushing and heaving in a maelstrom of male hormones, heads up arses in the scrum.......what's all that about?


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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Todays Team
« on: October 13, 2007, 02:47:56 PM »
sh*t.......3-0 to 3-3, come on Alty hold out.....we'd have taken a point beforehand, just disappointing after being 3-0

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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Todays Team
« on: October 13, 2007, 02:27:06 PM »
Damn, scored while I was typing...come on Alty

2427
Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Todays Team
« on: October 13, 2007, 02:25:49 PM »
Fantastic...feel like I'm still dreaming at the moment...sets me up nicely (assuming this continues) for the trip up to Dublin later to hopefully watch Ireland beat Germany (although I'm not very hopeful of that either).


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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Thanks !!!!
« on: October 08, 2007, 06:09:37 PM »
This is unbelievably sad. We will no longer have a green and white pot to p**s in. All of those memories of countless derbies both at Moss Lane and the Drill Field.....even though they had a fairly good record against us, these games were ALWAYS anticipated with a certain relish that seldom applied to other fixtures.

I am truly saddened and angry that a business (not football) man can do this with seeming impunity. I sincerely offer my best wishes for the future to all Vics fans and TRUE club people (and I never thought I'd hear myself utter those sentiments).


2429
If only the cup was for the whole of these Islands and we drew Wexford Youths away. It would be a fantastic draw (for me anyway) as it is right on my doorstep and it's a game we should win.......well I can dream anyway.




Yes, & just think of all those Strawberrys that could be consumed aswell.

You just know there would be a kid sit by the side of the road by the ground selling them.

cheers

Oh yes, spuds, strawberries, rebellion and the slobs.....we have it all here....actually not so many of the strawberries after the washout that masqueraded as summer this year.

2430
Sh*te, not looking good now....need a barnstorming 2nd half

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