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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: Jezza on April 01, 2010, 06:09:44 AM

Title: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: Jezza on April 01, 2010, 06:09:44 AM
Personally I think this is the right decision, most fans have been calling for Alty to spend big regardless of the consequences.

Not sure who should be manager but I'd like to see us bring in someone with a proven track record of success on a shoestring....like Steve Evans....but I'd also like to see a Vaughan/Pace dream team take over at Moss Lane.

La Roof Lip as we say in France!
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: baldrick on April 01, 2010, 07:59:21 AM
Why change the manager? Graham has done a brilliant job with no money.
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: chesteralty on April 01, 2010, 08:26:10 AM
I would go for David  Holdsworth as Manager, with Dean Saunders as Chairman, to keep a watch on the money situation. The present staff have clearly shown themselves to be not up to the job.
A change of ground is also called for, maybe relocate to ground share with Northwich.
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: bigcol on April 01, 2010, 08:37:52 AM
...and Colin Peake to be our Press Secretary.  No offense to the current incumbent, but there's only one man for the job.
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: MadFrankie on April 01, 2010, 08:41:24 AM
perhaps we could get Southport's catering team in too?
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: CB on April 01, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
April fool's joke, people  :D
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: MadFrankie on April 01, 2010, 08:46:58 AM
Quote from: CB on April 01, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
April fool's joke, people  :D

Is it... no way. You're not serious are you?
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: taxi Phil on April 01, 2010, 08:56:57 AM
I think we should ground share with Macc since the BBC already think we play there. We could sell Moss Lane for housing, thus realising the dream that John Maunders had throughout his time on the board, sack Graham and bring in Mark Hughes as manager (tactics wouldn't need to be changed !), and sign experienced top class pros such as Frank Sinclair.

See you all at Shawe View or Valley Road.................
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: ArmchairAlty on April 01, 2010, 09:31:19 AM
Mourinho wants to return to the UK, and this could be his chance...

Just putting it out there...
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: Jezza on April 01, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
Indeed La Roof Lip is an anagram of april fool.

I think I only got a minor chomp from Baldrick....more of a nibble maybe....well done the rest...well it was a bit obvious...alty full time??? I should cocoa
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: ArmchairAlty on April 01, 2010, 12:18:56 PM
Ha ha I wondered what La Roof Lip was all about....!

Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: Mick on April 01, 2010, 12:26:31 PM
Quote from: Jezza on April 01, 2010, 12:05:49 PM
Indeed La Roof Lip is an anagram of april fool.

I think I only got a minor chomp from Baldrick....more of a nibble maybe....well done the rest...well it was a bit obvious...alty full time??? I should cocoa

minor chomp or minor chump............sorry Balders, but how could you fall for that........Evans / Pace / Vaughan...what a giveaway!
Title: Re: Alty to go full time next season
Post by: Jezza on April 01, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
Indeed Baldrick....after careful consideration of the facts presented here today i have to ask you to also put on the silly costume and stand in the corner

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