Can we have a bubble gum machine ?
This was apparently looked at by the club and was high on the agenda. Unfortunately due to the expected number of users of the machine it was deemed that there would be a high possibility of bubble gum being left on the terracing and it sticking to peoples shoes. As the club also does not currently own a jet washer to remove said bubble gum it was deemed impractical.
May I take this opportunity to thank you for your splendid suggestion however.
Kind regards.
Chief Bubble Gum Assistant.
I would like to thank you for your detailed response sir
However I would like to bring to your attention the following observations
1 you state this would be a good earner as lots of interest therfore from the profits we could buy a jet wash .
2 lots of fans wear flip flops has this been taken into account for health and safety ?
Are you also the chief fruit cake officer as well ? As if we can't have a bubble gum machine why not one for fruit cakes ?
We could have all varieties - broken biscuits, troubled toffee and malteasers to name a few
3 finally I would very much like to see your swot analysis and 30 60 and 90 day plan around your fiscal outlook on why you will not be pursuing this ..I would prefer this in both pdf and excel please with a pie chart as well
Once again thanks for your response and I look forward to further intellectual exchanges