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[RedhillAlty]

Dear Ouboet (old friend)

Hou haan dit met yow ouboet? (how are you old friend)
I am delighted to hear that our self-acclaimed indigenous species are now annoying the whole of England as much as they annoy us.
I can confirm your order for 100 Red and White striped Vuvazelas.
Thank you for the photo of the Golf Road End and I confirm that the structure of this famous stand will allow the Vuvezela to be heard twice as loud as at the soon to be derelict stadiums of SA.
I have altered their nozzles so that  Englishmen can bow louder.
You are aware that these pieces of plastic are tuneless and will continue to whine and drone just like the one-eyed English commentators and has-been pundits?

Totsins (goodbye)

Johannes Van Der Merwe
Directeur
Noisy Boy Promotions
Pretoria
Republik van Suid Afrika
PS.While the whole world had their eyes on the soccer in SA, Die Bokke (Springboks) reminded everyone that they are the World's top Rugby nation by humiliating the current 6 Nations grand slam winners on Saturday at an authentic sports stadium in Cape Town (without Vuvezelas).

[fuertes]

Dear Ouboet (old friend)

Hou haan dit met yow ouboet? (how are you old friend)
I am delighted to hear that our self-acclaimed indigenous species are now annoying the whole of England as much as they annoy us.
I can confirm your order for 100 Red and White striped Vuvazelas.
Thank you for the photo of the Golf Road End and I confirm that the structure of this famous stand will allow the Vuvezela to be heard twice as loud as at the soon to be derelict stadiums of SA.
I have altered their nozzles so that  Englishmen can bow louder.
You are aware that these pieces of plastic are tuneless and will continue to whine and drone just like the one-eyed English commentators and has-been pundits?

Totsins (goodbye)

Johannes Van Der Merwe
Directeur
Noisy Boy Promotions
Pretoria
Republik van Suid Afrika
PS.While the whole world had their eyes on the soccer in SA, Die Bokke (Springboks) reminded everyone that they are the World's top Rugby nation by humiliating the current 6 Nations grand slam winners on Saturday at an authentic sports stadium in Cape Town (without Vuvezelas).

Surreal.

The emboldened bit was Terreblanche-esque!