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[Graham Bennetts Perm]

What the Northwich Vics was that?

Is nothing sacred?

What happened to the bitter local and regional rivalries that have made Central and Eastern European history such a colourful and eventful story? Was all the raping and pillaging, all those atrocities, and ethnic cleansing down the centuries all in vain? Its like Alty voting for Northwich and Northwich voting for Alty.

And why wasn't an 18 point penalty imposed on Serbia for fielding an ineligible singer?

What's all that not reading out the points individually starting at 1 and going up to 12 in two languages with Katie Boyle: have they not heard of dramatic tension..its like starting a football match after 70 mins at 3-0 down.

What's all this got to do with football I hear you muttering...well not a lot really...except a new game to keep gazelle and crowd occupied as we stumble through the dark, barren wilderness of the close season.

Connections between the Eurovision Snog Contest and Alty.....

Here's one to get it going at 1-0..
Cliff Richard's 1973 entry- Phil Power

[SW]

One for the away fans in the chequers end..........Portaloo!

[thegazelle]

its a game brilliant wheres the adjudicator then?

i'll open my campaign with

johnny logan,s song  for altrincham, whats another year (in the conf north)
Dana Mcgoona

now where will i find a list of winners

[Bath Alty]

Where will we be playing next year, will Crawley ever be properly addressed?

"Making your mind up" time for Moules and co!

[Graham Bennetts Perm]

Mossley 4 Alty 5     Ding a Dong

[Jezza]

Just to give the full facts;
Porterloo....sung by Jabba (Brady)

May I also add
The Bortherhood of Heathcote..save you misses for me
(later covered by Tomy Docherty as save you missus for me)

[thegazelle]

and one for the confernece comittee

sandy (nigel) shaw ..................muppets on a string

woops theregoes the chance of a reprieve

[AltyTunnelSteward]

If one were to wish to enter this SNOG contest would one be able to provide ones own snogging partner or would it be like the Olympic Dressage Competition where you have your 'mount' designated by the judges?