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[Steve from Sale]

Hi to one and all.

I have just returned from holiday in Mexico and missed the start of the season. I have been in Wythenshaw Hospital over the weekend for a Haemmorhoidectomy operaton and my ass is now killing me. This is the culmination of 8 years trouble I have had which has now hopefully come to an end. I have not had much to smile about over the last weekend, but have had great pleasure in seeing our club results, and reports on the sites, and it has really put a smile on my face and been something very positive for me.

I am unable to make the game on Tuesday now due to the operation, and am gutted as I cannot yet use my season ticket but should be back to see the Saturday one; V AFC Wimbledon. I am unable to drive, sit down or go to work, and am in constant pain - the worst I have ever had in my whole life; I would not wish in on anybody!!

Perhaps Graham and Ken would like to thank the lads on my behalf for me for their results so far. They have really cheered me up at a low point, which should not now last much longer. Great results for us all, and long may they continue.

Thanks for cheering me up, and keep up the good work lads.

See you all hopefully at the Wimbledon game if I am up to it.

Fondest regards


Steve from Sale

[nimeta]

I've just had my tubes snipped and am in some pain, but I ain't gonna miss the AFCW game for anything.

Bring a cushion

[distancetraveller]

Get well soon Steve...... For what it is worth...I have had a pain in ass for 33 years but she is good with the kids 

[Jezza]

Get well soon

[markecky]

My Grandad has that once.  I went to see him in hospital and and said "why have they got you sat on a beanbag?"

"I am NOT sat on a beanbag" was his response"*



*I'm sorry, I tried for four hours not to post but just couldn't do it.

[Steve from Sale]

Thanks for all your good wishes.

To be honest I was worried that if I went to the match and farted, the players may turn to the referee and say what are you blowing for - what did i do.

Also I am fed up with dogs wanting me to throw sticks for them every time I fart.

I will see how I am on Tuesday but unlikely, should be hopefully there for Wimbledon game though.

All the best

Steve from Sale - Annus Horribilus

[distancetraveller]

It will be grape Great  to see you back at Moss Lane soon 

[taxi Phil]

Somewhere in this thread, there's a terrible gag about piling on the agony - but it's beneath my dignity to crack it.

[jimwarrington]

Somewhere in this thread, there's a terrible gag about piling on the agony - but it's beneath my dignity to crack it.

Was the gag about piling it on, or the CRACK?   

[Hulme Robin]

[Darren]

Lets hope Alty pile on the points tonight 

[Narcissist]

Hi to one and all.

I have just returned from holiday in Mexico and missed the start of the season. I have been in Wythenshaw Hospital over the weekend for a Haemmorhoidectomy operaton and my ass is now killing me. This is the culmination of 8 years trouble I have had which has now hopefully come to an end. I have not had much to smile about over the last weekend, but have had great pleasure in seeing our club results, and reports on the sites, and it has really put a smile on my face and been something very positive for me.

I am unable to make the game on Tuesday now due to the operation, and am gutted as I cannot yet use my season ticket but should be back to see the Saturday one; V AFC Wimbledon. I am unable to drive, sit down or go to work, and am in constant pain - the worst I have ever had in my whole life; I would not wish in on anybody!!

Perhaps Graham and Ken would like to thank the lads on my behalf for me for their results so far. They have really cheered me up at a low point, which should not now last much longer. Great results for us all, and long may they continue.

Thanks for cheering me up, and keep up the good work lads.

See you all hopefully at the Wimbledon game if I am up to it.

Fondest regards


Steve from Sale

Has someone hacked your account?