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Ballers

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The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« on: July 11, 2007, 09:35:12 PM »
Right go on, I'll start off with 2 of mine.

-How many vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't know

"You don't know, you could never know, you weren't there"

- What do you call 40 Mancs in a filing cabinet?

"Sorted"
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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 09:50:09 PM »
What do you call a Hollands pie on the mantlepiece in Wigan?

Something to ate
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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 11:01:38 PM »
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?


A giraffe
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tiggeralty

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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 05:58:39 PM »
How many Northwich fans does it take to change a light bulb?  None, they're all useless!
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thegazelle

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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 06:22:57 PM »
how many social workers to change a light bulb
none (the light bulb has to want to change itself)
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Altysmiffy

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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 08:35:43 PM »
Quote from: tiggeralty on July 12, 2007, 05:58:39 PM
How many Northwich fans does it take to change a light bulb?  None, they're all useless!

How many Northwich fans does it take to change a light bulb?

None; they don't have electricity there yet!
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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 10:15:43 PM »
How many marxists des it take to change a light bulb?

None, the lightbulb contains the seed of the revolution
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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 06:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 09:35:12 PM


- What do you call 40 Mancs in a filing cabinet?

"Sorted"

I thought that used to be 40 ravers in a filling cabinet..
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Come on you red and white........

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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 09:07:49 PM »
How many postmen does it tke to change a light bulb?

None they are all out on strike
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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 12:58:55 PM »
What do all a girl with a pile of sausages on her head?

Barbie.
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Re: The joke punchlines thread, jokes an all
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 05:20:26 PM »
Quote from: alty.fc on July 13, 2007, 06:08:19 PM
Quote from: Ballers on July 11, 2007, 09:35:12 PM


- What do you call 40 Mancs in a filing cabinet?

"Sorted"

I thought that used to be 40 ravers in a filling cabinet..


or 40 chavs
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