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Another joke punchlines thread.
« on: July 04, 2007, 07:09:50 PM »
I enjoyed the last one.

Put your punchlines on here and then we'll do the full jokes at the weekend. Here's a few for starters.

"Great, got any carrots?"

"Sorted"

"I dunno, was it Di Maggio?"

"You don't know, you could never know, you weren't there"
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2007, 11:13:40 PM »
one of thems scouse and i aint taking the risk
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 11:42:35 PM »
"know it? I f***in' wrote it!"

I love these threads
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 12:50:14 AM »
i reckon ecky is the winner on the previous thread and so far on this thread so i;ll try

I thought he said when night falls  i'll come over to your teepee and and shag the arse off you until or eyes pop out
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markecky

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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 12:58:12 AM »
Was it supplies that clinched it last time Pete or Nissan main dealer?
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 07:44:03 AM »
supplies!!!
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teasybeaver

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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 07:54:01 AM »
I said Rocastle not Roy Castle!!!
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teasybeaver

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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 11:15:01 AM »
moo moo mooooooon river! (sung)
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Jezza

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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 11:51:45 AM »

Chinese torutre No3...other testicle tied to bedpost.

Missy....when I take my shorts off you is going to sh&t yourself!

I'm f*cking dis custard.

"Go on then" he said to the prostitute "chuck us a bit"

He notices hisr brother's willy tastes funny.
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markecky

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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 11:55:57 AM »
"I'm f*cking dis custard."

Thats winning for me at the moment...
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 12:07:32 PM »
That's 267
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 12:45:18 PM »
That'll be 30 quid please
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 02:07:29 PM »
A flash of inspiration may have swung the balance my way...

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian"
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 03:55:28 PM »
Worlds worst but:-
Mild green hairy lip squid
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Re: Another joke punchlines thread.
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 05:33:12 PM »
ecky nissan main dealer does it for me every time
next time we meet get me pissed and i'll tell you the ed zackarys disease joke (another chinese one)
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