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[teasybeaver]

I went for a wazz behind the stand at colwyn bay and stumbled across a turd in a cheese and onion crisp packet. Very inventive!

I take it that wasnt you penfold!

[penfold]

No im not that trampy, and also iv not experianced alty play at colwyn bay. I think it could have been Altrincham as he suggested use a tesco bag and then tie a not.............the dirty Basta*d!!!!!

[Uncle Globnasty]

Where are our new toilets?

It is hard to sh*t and wipe your arse successfully in the dark !!!

How difficult can it be? Straddle the target area and let fly (it's not like you are trying to locate a target in a 50 mile radius). Surely, you can find your arse whether it's dark or light or do you find it necessary to observe the consequences of your actions?

[alty.fc]

I think that something had hit the wall above the turnstiles and made it unsafe.

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Was it an old dislodged turd from the demolished toilets?

[Darren]

I think that something had hit the wall above the turnstiles and made it unsafe.

Those turnstiles had some sentimental value..its a sad day for me!

Ecky the turnstiles are being rebuilt at the same time as the wall and  a donation from Star is helping getting it all refurb, When done you will have less distance to walk to the bar.
Can you guess which currant Alty player is doing the work?

[markecky]

Brilliant, the nostalgia of Barnet is not lost.

Current Alty player..genuinely don't know.

Richard Acton?

[Jenga]

I think that something had hit the wall above the turnstiles and made it unsafe.

Those turnstiles had some sentimental value..its a sad day for me!

Ecky the turnstiles are being rebuilt at the same time as the wall and  a donation from Star is helping getting it all refurb, When done you will have less distance to walk to the bar.
Can you guess which currant Alty player is doing the work?

it wont be coburn, his walls are all scuw wiff

[Altyant]

Brilliant, the nostalgia of Barnet is not lost.

Current Alty player..genuinely don't know.

Richard Acton?

Is Accy not a car trader. Im sure he used to call in where my bro used to work and have a look at the trade-ins!!

[bighairedmike]

Sedge?

[altyf]

Gilbert Lawton?
Joe O'Niell?
Val Owen?

[Alex]

why would robbie be building doesn't he have a class to teach?

i rekon it's gotta be colin little and pottsy is just waiting to ask does it need a carpet on it

[Dougals Dad]

Get to Kendal Gayer,its cup fever time, Take the Euston to Edinburgh service and get off at oxenholme, its a mile from Kendals ground 

Probably easier to change at Oxenholme and get the train to Kendal, though there is an excellent pub in Oxenholme: The Station.

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Warren Peyton



I claim my prize!!!!

[Mrs Warbouys]

Get to Kendal Gayer,its cup fever time, Take the Euston to Edinburgh service and get off at oxenholme, its a mile from Kendals ground 

Probably easier to change at Oxenholme and get the train to Kendal, though there is an excellent pub in Oxenholme: The Station.

Oxenholme is officially the nearest train station to Kendals stadium though! 

[Saughall Robin]

Can you guess which currant Alty player is doing the work?

No I can't raisin that one out!