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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on January 17, 2007, 05:06:44 PM

Title: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on January 17, 2007, 05:06:44 PM
Shane Warne  2/1

A Rod Stewart Lookalike 10/1

Dennis Birch  20/1

Mrs Band  30/1

Jenny Heslop  50/1

George Heslop  100/1

Morrissey  200/1

Market Dave 500/1

VofD  10,000/1

Ecky's baby daughter 20,000/1

Frank Sidebottom  50,000/1

Paris Hilton  75,000/1

Kirk Hilton  80,000/1

Saddam Hussein 400,00/1

Gerry Berman 500,000/1
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: gazwarrington on January 17, 2007, 05:08:23 PM
Market Dave 500/1 - not bad, works on a shoe string budget but is a secret millionaire if money is required   ;)
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on January 17, 2007, 05:09:48 PM
Market Dave 500/1 - not bad, works on a shoe string budget but is a secret millionaire if money is required   ;)


And he can supply his own luxury transport.....
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: Timperley The Best on January 17, 2007, 05:19:51 PM
statto ?

In all seriousness what about mark harris ? Wasnt he actually an alty fan ?
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: gazwarrington on January 17, 2007, 05:22:40 PM
Not sure about Mark Harris. Nice bloke and all that but he has had a go before and I thought he wasn't strong enough to be a chairman of a club like Altrincham.

I don't see why the current deputy chairman should not be offered it , then again he may not be mad enough to take it  ;D

statto .. statto .. Really hope that was an amusing joke.
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: Timperley The Best on January 17, 2007, 05:25:52 PM
Not sure about Mark Harris. Nice bloke and all that but he has had a go before and I thought he wasn't strong enough to be a chairman of a club like Altrincham.

I don't see why the current deputy chairman should not be offered it , then again he may not be mad enough to take it  ;D

statto .. statto .. Really hope that was an amusing joke.

statto is defo a joke
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: gazwarrington on January 17, 2007, 05:26:46 PM
statto is defo a joke - In more ways than one.
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: CB on January 17, 2007, 05:33:03 PM
No Kenny?!  :o
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: York Alty on January 17, 2007, 05:35:55 PM
Noel White.
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: Altysmiffy on January 17, 2007, 06:26:09 PM
Dave Gardner,
David Beckham????
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on January 17, 2007, 07:32:26 PM
Noel white or mr vice chairman for me, noel is doing nothing now he's left liverpool and i'm sure he loves the club so why not
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: Altysmiffy on January 17, 2007, 10:13:13 PM
It would be good to have someone with Noel White's history, experience & reputation at the club.
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: ianpickles on January 17, 2007, 10:30:54 PM
Would the FGR secretary give it a go if asked nicely?
Title: Re: Alty's Next Chairman: The Early Candidates & Their Odds
Post by: Jenga on January 18, 2007, 09:22:54 AM
Paris Hilton is my best bet.

We need a couple of good assests up front!!!