I do rather suspect that, like our Player of the Season award, there's only really one possible winner this time. So I'll say no more about the man who's single-handedly destroyed our once proud rivals.
Saunders, winner two years ago, got Doncaster relegated in cahoots with his agent Willie Mackay, and their amazing scheme to put Mackay's fading clients in the shop window.
Mettam showed himself to have not ounce of class, even after scoring a hat trick he had to taunt our supporters. Moron.
"Stalyvegas" and other stolen identities reminded me of the guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who ended up as just a head in the sand shouting "Come back and fight you cowards".
However I predict a walkover.....