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Title: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: taxi Phil on May 02, 2012, 09:42:38 PM
I do rather suspect that, like our Player of the Season award, there's only really one possible winner this time. So I'll say no more about the man who's single-handedly destroyed our once proud rivals.

Saunders, winner two years ago, got Doncaster relegated in cahoots with his agent Willie Mackay, and their amazing scheme to put Mackay's fading clients in the shop window.

Mettam showed himself to have not ounce of class, even after scoring a hat trick he had to taunt our supporters. Moron.

"Stalyvegas" and other stolen identities reminded me of the guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who ended up as just a head in the sand shouting "Come back and fight you cowards".

However I predict a walkover.....
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: The Teasing Squad on May 02, 2012, 09:47:45 PM
John Jenkins
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: Hamilton on May 02, 2012, 09:50:19 PM
I do rather suspect that, like our Player of the Season award, there's only really one possible winner this time. So I'll say no more about the man who's single-handedly destroyed our once proud rivals.

Saunders, winner two years ago, got Doncaster relegated in cahoots with his agent Willie Mackay, and their amazing scheme to put Mackay's fading clients in the shop window.

Mettam showed himself to have not ounce of class, even after scoring a hat trick he had to taunt our supporters. Moron.

"Stalyvegas" and other stolen identities reminded me of the guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who ended up as just a head in the sand shouting "Come back and fight you cowards".

However I predict a walkover.....

Now that plan worked - and Wrexham improved just for good measure!

But there is only one winner, and its ironic its someone who has screwed our old rivals
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: Hamilton on May 02, 2012, 09:51:53 PM
John Jenkins

Which one?

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Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: RageAgainstTheFirstTeam on May 02, 2012, 09:55:31 PM
To be fair, Dean Saunders appears to be marginally competent now.

I believe someone pipped me as a contender early in the season when I posted a picture of David Charlton as a suggestion for new manager, so thanks for not including me!
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: The Teasing Squad on May 02, 2012, 10:04:05 PM
Hamilton
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: ManagementGuru on May 02, 2012, 10:08:06 PM
Frank Sinclair gets my vote
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: Hamilton on May 02, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
Hamilton

Ooooh! Bitch!  ;)
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: York Alty on May 02, 2012, 10:43:18 PM
Frank Sinclair gets my vote

I think you may have confused Knobsock with  f**king ar$ehole.
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: Mick on May 02, 2012, 11:23:59 PM
Tough one this year......they genuinely seem hard to come by in this division, some real modesty among the throng

Anyone who reads the non league forum will no doubt be fully aware that the winner by an absolute country mile is a complete t**t from Halifax who clocks up 50 posts a day.

Those Vics fans who still have faith in 'Lyin Jim' and his circus are also worthy contenders.......but note, James '95%' Rushe is actually ineligible for consideration due to insanity
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: bighairedmike on May 03, 2012, 12:34:42 PM
Matt "I'll talk dirty to your daddy pretending it's you" nvfcmad has to be up there for his fantastic foray into teasing, no matter how poor. Denying his identity, claiming he has served his punishment and then saying at least he didn't mug someone. Fabulous.


Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: jimmyhank on May 03, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
Rushe by a country mile.
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: Jenga on May 03, 2012, 01:40:55 PM
John Jenkins

You to$$er
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: RocketDan on May 04, 2012, 01:14:27 AM
i'm going for that stalybridge fan.


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Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: Toppers on May 04, 2012, 10:47:35 AM
Twiss
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: mikealty on May 04, 2012, 01:14:06 PM
Nat Kerr
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: joe on May 04, 2012, 03:14:21 PM
i'm going for that stalybridge fan.


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Big haired Mike a decent lad!
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: York Alty on May 04, 2012, 05:53:53 PM
i'm going for that stalybridge fan.


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Big haired Mike a decent lad!

that's Peter Sutcliffe.
Title: Re: KNOBSOCK OF THE SEASON : 2011/12
Post by: taxi Phil on May 04, 2012, 09:12:21 PM
Couple of good shouts with Matnvfc and Nat Kerr, but I see Mr.Rushe is living up to expectations.