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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: LymmRobin on October 17, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
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I have been coming to Alty for two seasons now and have become an obsessive. Was thinking though that we need a few more songs to reflect on the arrival of new players and the marked improvement in the form of an established player. Just to kick start the process, here are my initial ideas.
1. To the tune of 'Michael row the boat ashore'
'Michael Twiss is going to score...Allelulia' (Repeat til we are fed up)
2. To the tune of 'If I were a Rich Man' from Fiddler on the Roof
'If I were Simon Richman,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were Simon Richman'.
3. To the tune of 'Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk cats and dogs.' In honour of James Lawrie.
'And he makes defenders look like matchstalk men and dogs
He makes them look like they've taken to the field all wearing clogs
When he gets the ball, we all wait
Most certain of the fate
That they'll look like matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs.'
Mark (currently seeking full-time employment but not as a lyricist)
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All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
Under no circumstances must we ever sing these words! :D
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Can we not just have one similar to piergianni?
Piergiani woah Piergiani woah
He comes in bimmos car
He's gonna be a star
But edited?
OR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBz7p0A3-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBz7p0A3-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
What happened to "he's big and he's flynny and he's number 5"
Or if Flynn isn't number 5....
"he's big and he's twissy and he's number 9"
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:D
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One to evoke memories of 1991....
To the tune of Sit Down by James:
"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."
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One to evoke memories of 1991....
To the tune of Sit Down by James:
"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."
Sinnott, Sinnott, Sinnott - he's The manager of Alteeee!
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One to evoke memories of 1991....
To the tune of Sit Down by James:
"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."
Mr Cult
Ron Stengel, Chris Foy and Rachel DaCunha would be most proud of your lyricism
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Never one to miss an irony I have to say the Michael Twiss is gonna score-allelujah idea particulraly poignant.....
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To the song of "Lets twist again"
Michael Twiss is great
he was fat last summer
now he's lost some weight
he scoring goals this year
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He comes from Liverpool
He teaches in a school
Robbie Lawton woah Robbie Lawton woah
Exsisting players songs.....
Nicky CLEE - Nicky,Nicky clee
Stuart COBURN - Englands No.1
Anthony DANYLYK - anthony danylyk, Anthony danylyk
Shaun DENSMORE - he plays just like his dad
Robbie LAWTON - we've got Robbie Lawton now?
Damian REEVES - Reevesy, Reevesy!
Michael TWISS - twissy,twissy
Rob WILLIAMS - angels
Players without....
Ryan BROWN -
Adam FLYNN -
James LAWRIE -
Simon RICHMAN -
Brian SUMMERSKILL -
Mark LEES
Chris LYNCH
James REDSHAW
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To the song of "Lets twist again"
Michael Twiss is great
he was fat last summer
now he's lost some weight
he scoring goals this year
;D
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To the song of "Lets twist again"
Michael Twiss is great
he was fat last summer
now he's lost some weight
he scoring goals this year
;D
Do you remember when
He was really nothing?
Michael Twiss is great
Twissy time is here!
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The best football song ever, to the tune of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah," was by Alistair Griffin with "Hallelujah" replaced by Mark Viduka!
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I bet few of these suggested songs will be getting sung in the dressing room......the players who read the forum will be pi$$ing themsleves at some of these suggestions and twissy may just about to become moss lane's most serendaded player ever....
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Do you cry out in your sleep?
All your failings exposed,
Get a taste in your mouth,
As desperation takes hold,
Cos someone this good
Always leaves you for cold...
Oh Clee, Clee will tear you apart again
Clee, Clee will tear you apart again.....
I'm not giving up the day job.
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Do you cry out in your sleep?
All your failings exposed,
Get a taste in your mouth,
As desperation takes hold,
Cos someone this good
Always leaves you for cold...
Oh Clee, Clee will tear you apart again
Clee, Clee will tear you apart again.....
I'm not giving up the day job.
Well worth a goodwin though ;)
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To the tune of There's no limit by 2unlimited
Simon, Simon Richman
Simon Richman
Altys super winger!
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To the tune of Can't take my eyes off you by Andy Williams
Oh Jamie Lawrie
You are the love of my life
Oh Jamie Lawrie
I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Jamie Lawrie
Trust in my when i say
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To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough by Essex Heroin boys, Depeche Mode:
"When I'm with you Alty, I go out of my head.
I just can't get enough.....I just can't get enough...
....we slip and slide as we fall in love,
but I just can't seem to get enough."
"Der der der der der der der......etc" , with lots of jumping.
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To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough by Essex Heroin boys, Depeche Mode:
"When I'm with you Alty, I go out of my head.
I just can't get enough.....I just can't get enough...
....we slip and slide as we fall in love,
but I just can't seem to get enough."
"Der der der der der der der......etc" , with lots of jumping.
Now that's the best of them all!
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
Certainly in terms of numbers. Averaged around 2000-2500 this season (although figures are not exactly official over here).
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
Certainly in terms of numbers. Averaged around 2000-2500 this season (although figures are not exactly official over here).
Bit like FCUM then? ;D ;D
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
Excellent........bizarrely....that game was live on Sky on a Saturday night.........I watched about 20 minutes......I think Derry were 1-0 up.......went for a quick shower before going out.....popped my head in to see the latest score & I think it was 5-0 after about 35 minutes........I thought "This is not going to extra-time & penalties"! I think it finished 5-0 or 5-1?
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
Excellent........bizarrely....that game was live on Sky on a Saturday night.........I watched about 20 minutes......I think Derry were 1-0 up.......went for a quick shower before going out.....popped my head in to see the latest score & I think it was 5-0 after about 35 minutes........I thought "This is not going to extra-time & penalties"! I think it finished 5-0 or 5-1?
That's strange, I never thought the League of Ireland was ever on Sky Sports? I've seen a few games on there from the Northern Irish league (Mostly Linfield and Glentoran of course!), but none from the League of Ireland yet. It'd be nice if they started coverage of the LOI I guess, there's not much better football to watch on a Friday night!
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A-L-T
R-I-N
C-H-A-M ALTRINCHAM!
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Excellent........bizarrely....that game was live on Sky on a Saturday night.........I watched about 20 minutes......I think Derry were 1-0 up.......went for a quick shower before going out.....popped my head in to see the latest score & I think it was 5-0 after about 35 minutes........I thought "This is not going to extra-time & penalties"! I think it finished 5-0 or 5-1?
Hey? That game was from 2008, only Wexford's second ever season in existence as a LOI club. Achieved a famous victory against Cork City in the semi, but were comprehensively thrashed 6-1 in the final. Still, no mean achievement for a community club that only plays players who are local to the Wexford area
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
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Excellent........bizarrely....that game was live on Sky on a Saturday night.........I watched about 20 minutes......I think Derry were 1-0 up.......went for a quick shower before going out.....popped my head in to see the latest score & I think it was 5-0 after about 35 minutes........I thought "This is not going to extra-time & penalties"! I think it finished 5-0 or 5-1?
That's strange, I never thought the League of Ireland was ever on Sky Sports? I've seen a few games on there from the Northern Irish league (Mostly Linfield and Glentoran of course!), but none from the League of Ireland yet. It'd be nice if they started coverage of the LOI I guess, there's not much better football to watch on a Friday night!
On reflection......it may have been Setanta, rather than Sky.
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My family's hometown of Derry in Northern Ireland has a very similar (and slightly bigger) football club to ours. They've got pretty loyal support as well and we could use a couple of their songs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=a9ImCgiTV6I
"Red n White army *whistle whistle* Red n White army *whistle whistle*!"
"We love you, we love you, we love you, and everywhere we follow, we follow, we follow, and we support the Alty, the Alty, the Alty! And that's the way we like it, we like it we like it! Woaaaahhhhhhhhh! Woaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"Alty FC, haway haway haway! Haway haway haway! Haway haway haway!"
Before anyone says, I know other clubs sang these before them, I just think that Derry City have great support.
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Excellent........bizarrely....that game was live on Sky on a Saturday night.........I watched about 20 minutes......I think Derry were 1-0 up.......went for a quick shower before going out.....popped my head in to see the latest score & I think it was 5-0 after about 35 minutes........I thought "This is not going to extra-time & penalties"! I think it finished 5-0 or 5-1?
That's strange, I never thought the League of Ireland was ever on Sky Sports? I've seen a few games on there from the Northern Irish league (Mostly Linfield and Glentoran of course!), but none from the League of Ireland yet. It'd be nice if they started coverage of the LOI I guess, there's not much better football to watch on a Friday night!
On reflection......it may have been Setanta, rather than Sky.
Ah yes, Setanta had a history of showing Irish games.
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One to evoke memories of 1991....
To the tune of Sit Down by James:
"Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott, Oh Sinnott
Sinnott's name is Lee....."
Mr Cult
Ron Stengel, Chris Foy and Rachel DaCunha would be most proud of your lyricism
I thought it was Sarah DaCunha
Chris Foy's "wallpaper music" left me scarred for life ???
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Hes big and hes flynny and hes no.5,
hes big and hes leesy and he came from hyde
hes big and hes twissy and hes no.9,
he big and hes flynny and comes from flyde
ect..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8)
come on :D its more inventiive than A-L A-L-T A-L-T-Y ALTY
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Hes big and hes flynny and hes no.5,
hes big and hes leesy and he came from hyde
hes big and hes twissy and hes no.9,
he big and hes flynny and comes from flyde
ect..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8)
come on :D its more inventiive than A-L A-L-T A-L-T-Y ALTY
Love it