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[markecky]

I would like to sign him tomorrow please, despite never seeing him play for three reasons

1) He is a left back

2) Southport fans actually liked him!! http://www.portchat.net/viewtopic.php?t=23289&highlight=clancy

3) His sister is rather pleasing on the eye and supports the team he is at. http://www.abbeyclancy.com/

[Ballers]

Clancy? I could cope with Andy Scott being our left back if he had a sister who looked like that. 

n.b. Youngsters, Eckys post is tongue in cheek and not strictly true......as if PortChat would rate a player!!



EDIT!!! ASTONISHINGLY THAT BIT IS ACTUALLY TRUE ABOUT HER ACTUALLY BEING THE SISTER!! 

GET HIM SIGNED UP GH, DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVE TO RELEASE COBURN AND LITTLE. THIS GIRL COULD BE THE PRETTIEST RELATIVE OF AN ALTY PLAYER SINCE NEILL HARDYS SISTER 

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

I rather like the sound of this chap, who played for the reserves last evening:

"Midfielder Oliver Osbaldeston from Manchester Grammar School and Crewe Alexandra Academy."

He sounds like he would raise the tone of the club considerably....though his surname could be a tricky one to find a terrace song for...

[Jenga]

Maybe his sister could become the physio - then WE would have the FITTEST physio and not Exeter !!!

[Timperley The Best]

is this the same abbey clancy who is peter crouch's gf ?

[harv]

i hope he does sign and we can shout TOES

[DarrenH]

Think a petition is in order !!!!!
A left back is good but a left back with a tidy sister !!!

[markecky]

is this the same abbey clancy who is peter crouch's gf ?

Indeed, but he'll be busy on Saturdays leaving the portly lads in the social to work their magic...

[Mallorca Alty]

Clancy? I could cope with Andy Scott being our left back if he had a sister who looked like that. 

I don't think so after what the Hyde supporters said about his performance against Vauxhalls after he was subsituted at half-time.

[salealty]

I hope somebody remembers to check international clearance if we sign Aaron Burns if he has played in Iceland!

[Butty]

screw the terraces, where do the players wives/girlfriends sit?

[Alty365]

screw the terraces, where do the players wives/girlfriends sit?

I think you've answered your own question there.   

[robininstockport]

is this the same abbey clancy who is peter crouch's gf ?

Tasty indeed.
We could have our very Alty group of 'sisters and girfriends' (SAGS)

[Butty]

screw the terraces, where do the players wives/girlfriends sit?

I think you've answered your own question there.   

haha took me a bit of thinkin bwt but i get it

[markecky]

Listen lads, I'm not being funny but women are not pieces of meat.  Its 2007, lets see a bit more respect for them.