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Iateallthepies

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funerals at moss lane.
« on: January 28, 2013, 07:57:36 PM »
Can you get your ashes scattered on the center spot at moss lane?
When I die, I'd like to be near if not on the ground.
Do you know anyone who has done it?
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Paul Cain's Chip Pan

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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 08:27:18 PM »
We've watched a few stiffs on the Moss Lane turf over the years, but I've never known of anyone having their ashes scattered there.
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Iateallthepies

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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 09:05:14 PM »
If I did book my funeral at the ground, would you and taxi Phil
Be the coffin bearers?
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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 09:09:54 PM »
It's getting deep on here tonight!
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Jenga

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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 09:18:43 PM »
Quote from: wayno on January 28, 2013, 09:09:54 PM
It's getting deep on here tonight!
Yeah 6 foot deep.
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ALTYGAL

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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 09:53:45 PM »
Yes you can  have your ashes scattered - my dad was scattered on  the centre circle at Moss Lane   :)
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taxi Phil

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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 10:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Iateallthepies on January 28, 2013, 09:05:14 PM
If I did book my funeral at the ground, would you and taxi Phil
Be the coffin bearers?
Unless I put in an amazing stint Ron, it's more likely you can volunteer for MY coffin !
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York Alty

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 10:38:26 PM »
great question - re-writing my will at the moment and that's now going in....
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VofD

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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 11:09:57 PM »
This thread is DEAD boring. ;) ;)
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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 11:41:48 PM »
Skipper had his ashes scattered on the pitch.
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Hamilton

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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2013, 12:13:41 AM »
Quote from: VofD on January 28, 2013, 11:09:57 PM
This thread is DEAD boring. ;) ;)

Can we have a crematorium moratorium on this subject!
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taxi Phil

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2013, 08:12:05 AM »
Quote from: VofD on January 28, 2013, 11:09:57 PM
This thread is DEAD boring. ;) ;)
No - NECROPHILIA is dead boring  ;)
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Hamilton

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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2013, 08:20:29 AM »
Quote from: taxi Phil on January 29, 2013, 08:12:05 AM
Quote from: VofD on January 28, 2013, 11:09:57 PM
This thread is DEAD boring. ;) ;)
No - NECROPHILIA is dead boring  ;)

Sadism, necrophilia and bestiality is flogging a dead horse!
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Re: funerals at moss lane.
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2013, 08:34:21 AM »
Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into unfunny puns? Someone has asked a serious questions and we've got death puns FFS!
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Mount Street Alty

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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2013, 08:46:16 AM »
It truly is grave
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