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[(S)ALTY]

EXAMPLE ONE FROM YESTERDAY EDITED FOR SWIFTNESS

"The internet is obviously the best invention ever"
" The best invention since sliced bread?"
"I think sliced bread is a better invention than the internet"
"How would that be the case"
"I eat toast everyday but dont go on the internet everyday,so sliced bread is more important."


Other examples please
 

This does of course beg the question.........

What was the best invention BEFORE sliced bread ?

answers on a postcard please ? 

[fuertes]

EXAMPLE ONE FROM YESTERDAY EDITED FOR SWIFTNESS

"The internet is obviously the best invention ever"
" The best invention since sliced bread?"
"I think sliced bread is a better invention than the internet"
"How would that be the case"
"I eat toast everyday but dont go on the internet everyday,so sliced bread is more important."


Other examples please
 

This does of course beg the question.........

What was the best invention BEFORE sliced bread ?

answers on a postcard please ? 

Unsliced bread?

[Darren]

EXAMPLE ONE FROM YESTERDAY EDITED FOR SWIFTNESS

"The internet is obviously the best invention ever"
" The best invention since sliced bread?"
"I think sliced bread is a better invention than the internet"
"How would that be the case"
"I eat toast everyday but dont go on the internet everyday,so sliced bread is more important."


Other examples please
 

This does of course beg the question.........

What was the best invention BEFORE sliced bread ?

answers on a postcard please ? 

Unsliced bread?

If it was unsliced isn't it called a loaf??

[(S)ALTY]

Surely it's obvious ?.......................
 


the best invention BEFORE sliced bread has got to be ...........? 



............. the knife ? 


(or is that too subtle) 

[RedWhiteRedWhite]

The wheel for me...always an under-rated classic, of Denis Irwin type under-rated yet hugely effective type influence...

Closely followed by.....the bigger wheel.

[jimmyhank]

For me, technology peaked with frozen pizza!

[Dougals Dad]

For me, technology peaked with frozen pizza!

Naah! Hurts my teeth, a better invention is pizza delivery cos (a) I like pizza without having to cook it and (b) there would not be half as many porn films without it!

[distancetraveller]

For me, technology peaked with frozen pizza!

Naah! Hurts my teeth, a better invention is pizza delivery cos (a) I like pizza without having to cook it and (b) there would not be half as many porn films without it!

[/b]

That must have taken some time consuming and thorough research JD!!!!
I hope the delivery boy didnt interupt you from your studies too much   

[Narcissist]

Youve just made me wretch at the thought....again.

I believe we once witnessed a bit of a fight at the back of the coach on the way back from Lancaster. More giggles.

[Dougals Dad]

For me, technology peaked with frozen pizza!

Naah! Hurts my teeth, a better invention is pizza delivery cos (a) I like pizza without having to cook it and (b) there would not be half as many porn films without it!

[/b]

That must have taken some time consuming and thorough research JD!!!!
I hope the delivery boy didnt interupt you from your studies too much   

I first had to sort the "Pizza Delivery" ones from the "Plumber" ones!

It was a sh*t job but someone had to do it!

[jimmyhank]

 and (b) there would not be half as many porn films without it!

JD - go and stand in the naughty corner until 5.15pm!!! (btw - no adult literature allowed)!!

[Dougals Dad]

We have a naughty step instead - I sometimes have to share it with Jennifer.

All of a sudden Jennifer's Mum wants pizza for tea.........









and her plumbing serviced as well!

[jimmyhank]

Ooo eerrr!

[(S)ALTY]

We have a naughty step instead - I sometimes have to share it with Jennifer.

All of a sudden Jennifer's Mum wants pizza for tea.........









and her plumbing serviced as well!

Sounds like Jennifer may end up with a little brother or sisiter to join her and Dad on the naughty step if you're not too careful ?

[(S)ALTY]

.......... and of course in true Beckhamesque style you could always name the newly arrived ......

......Domino...........

after Domino's Pizza ?