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[Mrs Warbouys]

EXAMPLE ONE FROM YESTERDAY EDITED FOR SWIFTNESS

"The internet is obviously the best invention ever"
" The best invention since sliced bread?"
"I think sliced bread is a better invention than the internet"
"How would that be the case"
"I eat toast everyday but dont go on the internet everyday,so sliced bread is more important."


Other examples please
 

[York Alty]

Are we nearly there yet?
Where?
Where we're going?
Dunno, It depeneds.
Why?

repeat ad nauseum

[joe]

That quote's got to be from Jimmy!

[Dougals Dad]

"What! You want to stop at another bloody services? Can't you just put a cork in it?"

[Paul Cain's Chip Pan]

"What! You want to stop at another bloody services? Can't you just put a cork in it?"

That's not so much a debate/dicussion as needing a piss.

[OldhamAlty]

[Sign comes into view]
"Oh god the places are getting even more full of inbreds."
[Repeat till arrival at destination]

[Dougals Dad]

"What! You want to stop at another bloody services? Can't you just put a cork in it?"

That's not so much a debate/dicussion as needing a piss.

or taking it!

[Narcissist]

I remember, many years ago, as its many years since i was in a position to take the coach the following discussions:

1. Kenny's college report: 'Kenny spends too much time talking to the girls!'

2. Hugh: 'Jamie, what noise does a duckbill platipus make?'  Jamie: 'mwaaaaaarm' (repeated for several animals with the same answer).

3. Wayne: 'Beaver, ask cheesy why he likes pregnant women.' (I cannot repeat the answer on here).

Many more fond memories.

[markecky]

I remember, many years ago, as its many years since i was in a position to take the coach the following discussions:

1. Kenny's college report: 'Kenny spends too much time talking to the girls!'

2. Hugh: 'Jamie, what noise does a duckbill platipus make?'  Jamie: 'mwaaaaaarm' (repeated for several animals with the same answer).

3. Wayne: 'Beaver, ask cheesy why he likes pregnant women.' (I cannot repeat the answer on here).

Many more fond memories.

You'll struggle to beat the coach when Kenny was on and the advert for Carcraft of Rochdale was on.


And he shouted to me "Maaaarrkkk...there has been a car crash in Rochdale..."

Superb...we were nowhere near Rochdale either or going that way...

[DAB @ ALTY]

Another famous Kenny coach quote,are we going to Leedsssssssssssss.

[Jezza]

Whereabouts in Bowdon do you want to go Andrew?........................

[bighairedmike]

Remember going to Northwich on the coach a couple of years ago. It was the Tuesday night 1-1 match.

 On the way back Kenny says to nobody in particular "Why are we going in circles?"

And the voice of James Black just rang out "We're on a bloody roundabout Kenny!"

[Ballers]

That quote's got to be from Jimmy!

There was me, Ecky, Pete, Jimmy and Jamie in the car, 4 people contributed to that conversation, one person said lines 3 and 5. It shouldn't be too difficult to work out who said what.

[Narcissist]

I remember, many years ago, as its many years since i was in a position to take the coach the following discussions:

1. Kenny's college report: 'Kenny spends too much time talking to the girls!'

2. Hugh: 'Jamie, what noise does a duckbill platipus make?'  Jamie: 'mwaaaaaarm' (repeated for several animals with the same answer).

3. Wayne: 'Beaver, ask cheesy why he likes pregnant women.' (I cannot repeat the answer on here).

Many more fond memories.

You'll struggle to beat the coach when Kenny was on and the advert for Carcraft of Rochdale was on.


And he shouted to me "Maaaarrkkk...there has been a car crash in Rochdale..."

Superb...we were nowhere near Rochdale either or going that way...

Im howling

[Froz]

I recollect Hugh eating hotdogs out of a tin, I though well that's slightly strange then he drank the brine!!!!