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Daycare Dan

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2008, 12:22:25 PM »

On the 'are the songs real' theme
Finding me in Altrincham would not be hard - this is because I visit very often. A skilled PI would have no problems.
Once found, then following me from Altrincham to Timperley would not be hard either - this is because I usually walk it

Ah, but are you off your f-ing tree?
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2008, 01:17:19 PM »

Mr Black.

I think you have picked up on a Pete Hughes heckle at the Vics match about Northwich have a large scouse population as it is sometimes used as a Liverpool overspill.

You have picked up on it and run about 10 miles in the other direction.

Ha ha brilliant i love this top stuff.

I myself have only built one bonfire with Nortwich and Macc on it but i promised there mothers i would never do it again.
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matnvfcmad

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2008, 01:18:48 PM »

Mr Black.

I think you have picked up on a Pete Hughes heckle at the Vics match about Northwich have a large scouse population as it is sometimes used as a Liverpool overspill.

You have picked up on it and run about 10 miles in the other direction.

Ha ha brilliant i love this top stuff.

I myself have only built one bonfire with Nortwich and Macc on it but i promised there mothers i would never do it again.
Nortwich who are they ;D
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JT

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2008, 04:25:40 PM »

a all the fans who keep criticising my geography about northwich not been in Liverpool then heres the proof that it is :D

Northwich transport:

Nearest : Railway: Acton Bridge (1.06mi, 1.71km)
Airport: Liverpool John Lennon Airport (10.99mi, 17.69km)

Alty

Railway: Navigation Road (0.45mi, 0.72km)
Airport: Manchester Airport (3.43mi, 5.52km)


Alty




Seriously you need to get out more
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Spangles

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2008, 04:44:19 PM »

Keep posting James, you always bring a smile to my face with your rants and ramblings. The forum is for all flavours, even for strange ones like you.
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Jezza

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2008, 04:56:30 PM »

I refer you to my previous post.  Chanting is not always based on fact James.

I have built a number of bonfires over the years, however have never put the Northwich on the top, not have I set alight anyone from Northwich.   No Macc fans have ever been near the middle of my bonfire either for that matter.

Nor has my mother ever directed me to my fathers weapons stash when discussing my career, and I have never shot a Northwich fan.

I can also do more than one tune on a flute, and have never seen one retail at 50p., even on Ebay.

It doesn't have to be real.

Hang on...does this mean macc fans have actually never enjoyed sexual relations with sheep?
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2008, 04:58:05 PM »

Don't be fing following me from Altrincham to Timperley though else I'll call the police. Or leather ya, one or the other.
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2008, 04:59:41 PM »

I refer you to my previous post.  Chanting is not always based on fact James.

I have built a number of bonfires over the years, however have never put the Northwich on the top, not have I set alight anyone from Northwich.   No Macc fans have ever been near the middle of my bonfire either for that matter.

Nor has my mother ever directed me to my fathers weapons stash when discussing my career, and I have never shot a Northwich fan.

I can also do more than one tune on a flute, and have never seen one retail at 50p., even on Ebay.

It doesn't have to be real.

Only clocked that on the second reading, now wiping up coffee that I spat everywhere!  :D
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Butty

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2008, 05:21:58 PM »

i vote that for post of the year from ecky
and in reply to dan (i think), yes we are all off our f---ing tree because we all support alty 

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Daycare Dan

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2008, 07:28:44 PM »

yes we are all off our f---ing tree because we all support alty 



Damm it!! I thought I was normal.  >:(
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2008, 08:17:41 PM »

I refer you to my previous post.  Chanting is not always based on fact James.

I have built a number of bonfires over the years, however have never put the Northwich on the top, not have I set alight anyone from Northwich.   No Macc fans have ever been near the middle of my bonfire either for that matter.

Nor has my mother ever directed me to my fathers weapons stash when discussing my career, and I have never shot a Northwich fan.

I can also do more than one tune on a flute, and have never seen one retail at 50p., even on Ebay.

It doesn't have to be real.
what a post. goodwin :)
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2008, 09:46:33 PM »

I refer you to my previous post.  Chanting is not always based on fact James.

I have built a number of bonfires over the years, however have never put the Northwich on the top, not have I set alight anyone from Northwich.   No Macc fans have ever been near the middle of my bonfire either for that matter.

Nor has my mother ever directed me to my fathers weapons stash when discussing my career, and I have never shot a Northwich fan.

I can also do more than one tune on a flute, and have never seen one retail at 50p., even on Ebay.

It doesn't have to be real.
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2008, 09:49:04 PM »

I refer you to my previous post.  Chanting is not always based on fact James.

I have built a number of bonfires over the years, however have never put the Northwich on the top, not have I set alight anyone from Northwich.   No Macc fans have ever been near the middle of my bonfire either for that matter.

Nor has my mother ever directed me to my fathers weapons stash when discussing my career, and I have never shot a Northwich fan.

I can also do more than one tune on a flute, and have never seen one retail at 50p., even on Ebay.

It doesn't have to be real.

I do believe that Gary Talbot & Japp Stam were indeed the same height!!!
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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2008, 09:55:08 PM »

I think its more likely that the local A & E would be the only thing "filling up" if everyone that sang did indeed consume a gallon of magnet beer and a packet of woodbines followed by a greasy chip based snack for good measure.
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Alty365

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Re: Point proven Northwich = small town in Liverpool
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2008, 10:00:12 PM »

If indeed you are a Macclesfield Town fan, your decision not to surrender will not actually result in your death.

(You might get your car punched though!)  ;D
« Last Edit: January 14, 2008, 10:11:52 PM by Alty365 »
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