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[Ideas 4 Alty]

eat raw fish caught from the canal again. Just as they finished the last morsels of their lunch a great big

[linnet lad]

hole in the ground appeared, from the result of an old salt mine collapsing

[York Alty]

Shergar appeared, some robbing vics git had been using him as a pit pony for all those years. The horse out for revenge..

[tiggeralty]

decided to eat Mr Connett who as he was being eaten cried out...........................................

[AltyTunnelSteward]

I intend to sue under Federal Law

[Darren]

And can we have the company car back

[Altysmiffy]

This was agreed to; on the condition that Northwich won the Conference (or, as is more likely, hell froze over first )

[Darren]

On how to build a new football ground

[York Alty]

where his idiot son could make an arse of himself in goal, as well as

[Butty]

the other 10 muppets out on the pitch and the arse of a manager who liked...

[bighairedmike]

to get teams relegated therefore allowing himself to...

[altyf]

get a reputation as an absolute nob

[Butty]

but he didnt have to do all the relegation thingy because he already was an abseloute nob, so he

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Wrote to Jim'll Fix it, only to be told....

[Butty]

that he was an abseloute tosser who