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[Ballers]

Sorry for the intrusion on to your oh so splendid message board, but as I am sure you all understand the close season is a quiet time and could not think of a better way to waste some time than to drop in and have a chat with some of my old friends from Altrinscum.

How is life treating you all? The gods really are smiling down on you boys yet again, well Im sure it will just ensure another season of nothingness where you will struggle from day one to climb out of the relegation zone.

I do miss my days out in your dump of a town though, was always entertaining and we always far outnumbered your pathetic following, is your ground still a complete shed? I drive past every now and then and dream of those days when Steve Burr and co ran your excuse for a team ragged.

You have even less fans now than when we used to lock horns, I suppose it must be hard competing with the bigs teams like Droylsden on your doorstep, well at least you got a derby game, then again I see you naughty robins have been misbehaving and upsetting the old greenbacks down at northwich.

Anyway lads will leave you to it, by the way if you are looking for any macc rejects to sign up we have released Colin Heath he is utter sh*te so would probably do very well down at your place, bye for now xx.

Deary, deary me. Even by internet trolling standards this is a dismal effort. A dismal, unimaginative piece of tripe. Whilst I won't deny that Stabby Backilroy built you up a good side since he laft there has been nothing to be proud of at your club on or particularly off the pitch. You've lost your dignity with your fraud and your subsequent farudulent fund raising to pay it, coupled with your new owners.... a far cry from the example being set at the top end of Cheshire.

You're an embarrassment to the Football League and will be back down here soon. I don't mock overly when I say that as it will eb the best thing that can happen to you. All told, you'll have to do better if you're going to come on here because over the last 5 years or so this club has been a credit to itself, you haven't and your time is nigh.

p.s. paid back the fraudulent money that got you into the football league yet?

[York Alty]

I think that arse has got the message and p1ssed off back to his cave.

quite a sad man.

[maccandproud]

Hi guys the arse is back in town, some fantastic bullsh*t you lads talk, nice choice of pic of our ground aswell choosing not to show our fantastic new stand paid for by fraud as you boys would like to point out, anyway all paid for now thanks to the generous donations of real football fans.

Anyway just wondered why you boys still show such hatred for a club that has no longer any adversity towards our little non league teams scattered around our massive borough,
is it because you boys still cant get over the embarrassment of being outnumbered every time we played at your place. Hows Frank Sidebottom doing these days? He has had his day just like you lot, bit intrigued about your comment over our owners though ballers, is this a racist comment you are making do you care to explain yourself?

Wouldnt put anything past you scumbags, dont think you lot have evolved since the stone age, your ground certainly hasnt. well best put my velcro gloves back on and me wellies and start bothering some sheep, whilst scoring some smack!

I prefer a sheep any day to the vile disgusting foul mouthed hooped earring chav slags that pass for a woman in your neck of the woods, catch you later boys xx.

[altrincham]

another sh*t post 

[Ballers]

our fantastic new stand paid for by fraud as you boys would like to point out, anyway all paid for now thanks to the generous donations of real football fans.

bit intrigued about your comment over our owners though ballers, is this a racist comment you are making do you care to explain yourself?

That old cardigan.

Don't ever consider yourself on the same level that I should have to explain myself to you. If you're not intelligent to be embarrassed by their show of wealth after the fine was paid then you're not intelligent enough to ask the questions.

I'll give you some to answer tho

i) Have you paid back the money fraudulently obtained to fund your conference winning side?
ii) Are you disgusted at your club defrauding the Football Foundation to the tune of £2m via dodgy invoices?
iii) Are you ashamed at the subsequent pleading for help from 'real football fans' knowing that funding was already in place?
iv) Are you embarrassed by your new owners subsequent strutting after ripping off the goodwill of other football fans?

When you can happily answer yes to these 4 questions I give you permission to come on here and pollute our air with your backward little ways.

Ok son?

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

maccandproud,

Do you realise that an anagram of your user name is:

Crap Mound Cad?

All of which pretty much describes both you and the Moss Rose in one fell swoop. 

[maccandproud]

I aint your son pal, you aint capable, as for your pathetic questions no im not ashamed disgusted or embarassed and as for fraudulently funding a conference winning side, my answer is you talk sh*t mate.

Oh how you dream of  wealthy owners who are willing to back your wythenshawe overflow club, dream on boys.

[Amsterdam Alty]

I aint your son pal, you aint capable, as for your pathetic questions no im not ashamed disgusted or embarassed and as for fraudulently funding a conference winning side, my answer is you talk sh*t mate.

Oh how you dream of  wealthy owners who are willing to back your wythenshawe overflow club, dream on boys.

lol your basic its funny

[Jimmy Hill]

I aint your son pal, you aint capable, as for your pathetic questions no im not ashamed disgusted or embarassed and as for fraudulently funding a conference winning side, my answer is you talk sh*t mate.

Oh how you dream of  wealthy owners who are willing to back your wythenshawe overflow club, dream on boys.

u r gay

[Ballers]

I aint your son pal, you aint capable, as for your pathetic questions no im not ashamed disgusted or embarassed and as for fraudulently funding a conference winning side, my answer is you talk sh*t mate.

To be fair, you're right. I don't think I could spawn something like you. 

If your answer is honest that you're not ashamed, disgusted or embarrassed then you've lost your little argument already son. I'm assuming you're too young to remember how your title winning side was put together then. If the best you can do is say I'm talking sh*t then I clearly know more about your little club than you do.

[maccandproud]

Our conference winning side was put together with the work of a footballing genius by the name of Sammy and the toils of a fantastic chairman in the late and great Arthur Jones, simple as that pal.

[Ballers]

Very good, 8 out of 10, you would have got extra marks had you mentioned that the money that was put in and claimed to be personal wealth belonged to a business instead. 

[Mrs Warbouys]

Oh how you dream of  wealthy owners who are willing to back your wythenshawe overflow club, dream on boys.

Yeah, that either blow their own head off after spending money that wasnt theirs to spend or Rip off the football foundation and make the supporters act like f**king beggers to the rest of the country expecting everyone else to pay for your moderate seated stand  or even sit quietly by guarding the Mujahideens millions until the rest of the country paid your fines and then cock a snook to every other club/supporter  in the country by starting spending as soon as everyone had coughed up. Great where do we get one from?

[bighairedmike]

Is it true that 'Babe' got removed from all cinemas in Macc when it came out for being too pornographic amd people were giving themselves a bit of 'relief' during the sheep shearing scenes???

[Inaura]

Ah Macclesfield, centre of the universe.

As for Colin Heath. Would happily take him on trial, if he's good enough, we'll play him, if he's not we won't sign him. No contracts, no problem.

Not really sure what the point of all this alty bashing is about really? Surely a league supporter should be spending their time working to pay for a season ticket.

In all seriousness, I hope Macc have a great season 07/08. There meteoric rise up the leagues is certain; beyond all doubt. In fact, I'd say that Macc are a bigger team than Chelsea and boast a stadium that towers above the north west like some neolithic monument to the heavens. How many of us have stared in awe and longing at all the achievements in the long and splendid reign of the Moss Rose?....

How many? ....

None.