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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: Brian Flynn on October 09, 2007, 11:06:10 AM

Title: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brian Flynn on October 09, 2007, 11:06:10 AM
By my calculations Daryl Clare has played four full games against Alty & one as a substitute.In 394 minutes he has scored 6 times which is a goal every 65.6 minutes.

If he scores for the first time in the 72nd minute tonight then he will have notched 7 goals in 466 minutes which is an average of a goal every 66.6 minutes!!!!!!!!!

I hope that this is not too much of an Omen!
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on October 09, 2007, 11:25:47 AM
just ask swaying dave, he has known about clare being satain for years
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: Daycare Dan on October 09, 2007, 12:40:17 PM
just ask swaying dave, he has known about clare being satain for years

No, don't. He'll rant for about 3 hours before he shuts up again!  ;D
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: AltyTunnelSteward on October 09, 2007, 01:13:06 PM
By my calculations Daryl Clare has played four full games against Alty & one as a substitute.In 394 minutes he has scored 6 times which is a goal every 65.6 minutes.

If he scores for the first time in the 72nd minute tonight then he will have notched 7 goals in 466 minutes which is an average of a goal every 66.6 minutes!!!!!!!!!

I hope that this is not too much of an Omen!



Mr Flynn,

May I suggest, with all due respect of course, that you seem to have far too much time on your hands if you can come up with (admittedly very interesting) data such as this?

Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ballers on October 09, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
In 3 out of 4 games he has bagged a brace! The bloke has got 10pts off 4 games against us.

Madjos even worse, 2 winners for Stafford last year and a goal and ran us ragged in a 0-5 battering at FGR!
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brian Flynn on October 09, 2007, 06:34:37 PM
I knew someone would make that comment......but you were an outsider Phil.......where was Pikesley?

You are of course bang on the money!
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: louise1925 on October 09, 2007, 10:45:06 PM
Daryl Clare did not have a sniff tonight. Completely marked out of the game by his ex-colleague Tinno.
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: altyf on October 09, 2007, 10:51:48 PM
...and the one time he got a sniff on goal it was a feeble effort for Accy to collect!
Title: Re: Potential Proof that Daryl Clare is Satan himself!!!!!!!!
Post by: Alty Dave on October 09, 2007, 10:55:11 PM
Well marced today, by a solid defence.