I've always thought Fleetwood was a CODforsaken PLAICE, and their football CHUB never seemed destined to be on a PARR with us, so I'm surprised to be WHITING this poll. When SALMON told me they'd aquired filthy LUCE, I thought "EEL be wrong about that", but it's true, and they've begun to HAKE ORFE in a big way, so IDE better accept it. Someone who's been, thought the ground was a bit SOLEless, and that it even SMELT a bit unpleasant, (hali)BUT they've managed to MUSSEL their way into serious contention.
As the first few DACE of the new season GOBY, we'll quickly learn if they're BRILL and bound for the TOPE, or if it's a FLUKE they're SKATEing on thin ice, and will FLOUNDER.
Can't see them knocking the big boys off their PERCH, and I hope they won't POUT or CARP about that. And if the money dries up, and things look BLEAK, they can always go back to being TIDDLERS and start again.There'll be many a REDEYE in the town if that happens, but I suspect many outsiders will dance a CONGER of celebration.
With all that money, they should make the top half, but we'll have to TWAITE and see if it's really Fl££twood, or in fact Fleetw00d.
Off for my medication now - there may be some fish jokes left in there (I'm sure Jennifer's Dad won't let me down !)