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[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

OK, it's been irrefutably established on this Forum that Lee Sinnott's suit is severely hampering our quest to attain promotion, so I thought that it would be worthwhile opening a discussion as to how this key problem can be addressed.


Therefore, my suggestion is that Lee customises his matchday outfit in the following style and then engages in a far greater degree of movement within the Alty technical area:







So, any other ideas as to how this sartorial crisis could be eradicated in time to enable us to claim our first three points of the season against Histon on Saturday?

[finnquark]

This is probably just about macho enough.

http://www.shawfm.com/v-neck%20vest%20%20cotton%20nylon%20spandex.jpg

[fuertes]

Suit and papier mache head combo. It oozes enthusiasm and gusto.

[RocketDan]

Massive Camel jacket, fedora hat, cigar (where smoking it permitted)






an amazingly retro green jumper.

[Butty]

Morphsuit.

[jimmyhank]

A Boratesque mankini

[thegazelle]

he can borrow my mankini if he wants

[taxi Phil]

Baseball cap, like Tony Pulis, but keep the suit and wear open sandals with odd luminous socks.

He can stand there in a fkn dress for all I care provided we start to get a few results

[distancetraveller]

Baseball cap, like Tony Pulis, but keep the suit and wear open sandals with odd luminous socks.

He can stand there in a fkn dress for all I care provided we start to get a few results

Check with him before the game Phil - you would hate to clash with his outfit 

[AltyFanInNottm]

Suit and papier mache head combo. It oozes enthusiasm and gusto.

Look - black and red. BLACK AND RED. Just look how stylish it looks. A man ahead of his time.

[Bazbatteria]

Beige slip-ons ala Bernard T

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

Beige slip-ons ala Bernard T

Indeed.

I remember thinking that he was probably regretting his decision to wear those at a match at Runcorn on Boxing Day 1998, as I watched him struggling to stay upright as he waded through the cloying mud along the touchline whilst making his perilous way to the dugouts at Canal Street.

Mind you, we won 3-0 though and Coburn even scored.

[im not really here]

Now theres a manager that always looked the part. Incidentally, although quite why it matters, Mr Heathcote usually always behaved himself when wearing a suit. I think Lee looks very professional and represents the club very well.

[Steve from Sale]

The opening thread of this post is without doubt the funniest post ever on this website, I am in absolute stitches here, and have just accidentally woken the missus up laughing. Can you imagine it???!!!!

[Steve from Sale]

I mean can you imagine Lee on the touchline dressed in that!!! Sorry.