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Well we've a hat-trick of blanks so a goal fest is on the cards and the players need to be fully prepared.

I'd like to see the goalscorer open a pretend coach door, climb in and let the rest of the outfield players pretend to climb on...the driver should then 'drive' the coach and park it across our goal....Stuart Coburn could then pretend to be Chris senior by putting his boots on his knees and kneeling on the centre spot and watch imaginary balls sailing back and fro over his head while the 'coach driver' sits and calmly reads his paper.

Or all the players run into our goal area and pretend to all be goalkeepers making save after save.

If Colin Little scores the rest of the players should present him with a gold watch and then sing a round of "find me and follow me"...I was going to suggest they all climb over the fence and sing from the terrace but they'd probably all get booked by an over zealous ref for leaving the field of play and being disrespectful towards anyone else who has ever scored for Alty.

If Senior scores I think 7 of the other players should throw an imaginary pickaxe over their shoulder and march back to the half way line singing "heigh ho".....perhaps Stu could join in as the wicked stepmother...

Bloody hell, it would take a training session to practice that lot 

perhaps u could roll ATS on the pitch 2 flatten it out !!  and b4 u get on ur high horse ATS this is a JOKE !!

Its probably bobbly due to ATS riding his "high horse" on the pitch 

This is also a joke 

How the mighty have fallen, 25 years on from now it could be Alty 2 - Man Utd 1 

Been out all day.. So pleased to see the score at Luton.

I posted on a different thread that today would be a benchmark as to how far The Alty have progressed this season.

Well it is now official.. We have progressed beyond belief and I would go as far as to say I dont think there is one Alty fan who expected us to do as well this season..

Excellent effort against a free scoring Luton team.. Well done yet again lads.

Salisbury and Cambridge to go.. Lets finish the season off in style and next Saturday give Colin a day he will never forget

Cmon The ALTY

Agree with the "Pay what you want" suggestion... stock the snack bars up, Make Colin Captain for the day, Give him 75 mins and then sub him to a standing ovation and let the bloke enjoy the applause as he leaves the pitch for the last time...

Cmon Alty....

The good folk of Ashley will probably be used to this then.

Coat time

 

who fancies coming up to pick me up on Saturday. I live in Carlisle.

Can sit with you guys, although I am a Hatter. My size should swell your away following signifigantly.

if your that big, maybe an airlift would be more appropriate than a car