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Saughall Robin

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2011, 09:09:27 AM »

One with a hump, one who can jump and one who is a little bit plump

Is that when we're playing three strikers?  ;)
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"While we're in the North, we might as well take on the Cheshire League Champions and give them a good hammering" Bill Leivers, 1967 (before Altrincham 7, Cambridge United 1)

taxi Phil

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2011, 09:57:59 AM »

95 - 96 - 97- 98- 99.......

100% ALCOHOL !

("I asked the bartender to add some water, but he would not add one single drop") The late great Rory Gallagher for younger readers !
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Robin Reliant

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2011, 04:57:23 PM »

This is like the general election when Mr Snow gets up and does his bit on the TV.

0 = we will get relegated, sinnout out and attendances stoop to an all time low, the forum is in total meltdown.

25 = we avoid relegation and sinnott has a kick up the ass from the board, everyone on the forum is arguing with each other.

50 = mid table with sinnot feeling ok about his job, mediocre attendances, we discuss stoppers and the bottlebar as everything else is just plain old jane.

75 = play off are close by now and sinnott is a great guy, the forum is boyant and we have group hugs.

100 = We win the league, sinnott gets a knighthood and the attendances rise to over 1200 per game, the forum goes in to meltdown with euphoria.


CURRENTLY I WILL PLACE THE SWINGOMETER AT 60.

lets see where it is at after Saturday.





I'd say about a hundred and EIGHTYYYYYYYYYYY         ;D ;D ;D
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York Alty

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2011, 05:03:01 PM »

there's steam and sparks coming from the swingometer. 
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Robin Reliant

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2011, 05:40:57 PM »

Plea to administrator...please sticky the swingometer  :)
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mikealty

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2011, 06:12:34 PM »

Plea to administrator...please sticky the swingometer  :)
Seconded.
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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2011, 09:22:02 PM »

Got to be 100, same in MPH as per James Lawries shot at the crossbar
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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2011, 12:44:43 AM »

After an excellent result today, not watched by me as i was in Blackpool I can only envisage what the Swingometer will be.

I am going to jump to 73. Not quite in the play off places yet so can go to 75.

However due to the scoreline I think we have to have 76%

76%
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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2011, 05:38:03 PM »

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2011, 05:22:54 PM »

Plea to administrator...please sticky the swingometer  :)
Seconded.

bump

And we were....and the swingometer is now 78, but set to fall if Clee's injury is serious

and we are now 5th,in the table  hope the yellow cards dont come back to haunt us later in the season
« Last Edit: October 15, 2011, 05:46:51 PM by Robin Reliant »
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Hamilton

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2011, 05:31:44 PM »

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Jenga

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2011, 10:08:47 PM »

Plea to administrator...please sticky the swingometer  :)
Seconded.

bump

And we were....and the swingometer is now 78, but set to fall if Clee's injury is serious

and we are now 5th,in the table  hope the yellow cards dont come back to haunt us later in the season

Agreed.Not the best game today but getting into the play off positions warrants the 75%. A small climb this week to 78, performance was not full of Zest though today.

78
« Last Edit: October 15, 2011, 10:10:23 PM by Jenga »
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RocketDan

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2011, 10:12:15 PM »

two fat ladies


88
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dopamine

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2011, 10:55:16 PM »

Snowmen?
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Robin Reliant

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Re: The Alty Swingometer
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2011, 05:50:51 PM »

Plea to administrator...please sticky the swingometer  :)
Seconded.

bump

And we were....and the swingometer is now 78, but set to fall if Clee's injury is serious

and we are now 5th,in the table  hope the yellow cards dont come back to haunt us later in the season

Agreed.Not the best game today but getting into the play off positions warrants the 75%. A small climb this week to 78, performance was not full of Zest though today.

78

Just bumping the swingometer back up to its rightful place

At least 1 point on Saturday will take us into the 80's
Agood performance with no points willdrop us back to 75
A poor performance will leave us on 70 or less
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