Latest Forecast
Tuesday 18th November 2008
Max temp: 10
Min Temp: 7
Cloudy and dark
Windspeed: 13 mph
Pollution Index: Low
Relative humidity: 82
Pressure: 1019
HT Score: Alty 1 – 0 Luton
FT Score: Alty 2 – 1 Luton
Attendance: 2634 (331 away end)
Stoppers on the snack bar: 2
Average snack bar queue length: 21 people
Maximum snack bar queue length: 48 people
Snack Bar queue loading factor: 43.75%
Snack Bar queue average waiting time: 11 minutes 23 seconds
Likelihood of missing a goal by joining the snack bar queue: 13%
Balti Pie sell out forecast: 8.25pm
Max. pie temperature index: minor injury to accident and emergency
Min. pie temperature index: f****** h**
Graham Heathcote verbal apoplexy with 4th official rating: high
Main stand totty rating: top to phworrrrrr
Half time get to the bar first scrum rating: All Out War
Glued Hands Nutter forecast: “we’re gonna lose this”
First audible “get Elam on” forecast: 46 minutes
Directors’ Box turn up once a year rating: high
Luton supporters’ first audible chant rating: miserable
Luton supporters trying to get in by knocking on doors of houses in Golf Road: 87
Smashed window on houses behind Chequers/2020 End forecast: unfortunately…not yet…
Gazelle job selection rating: Very Low indeed