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Title: Latest Forecast
Post by: Graham Bennetts Perm on November 17, 2008, 05:47:45 PM

Latest Forecast

Tuesday 18th November 2008

Max temp:  10
Min Temp:   7
Cloudy and dark
Windspeed: 13 mph
Pollution Index: Low
Relative humidity: 82
Pressure: 1019
HT Score: Alty 1 – 0 Luton
FT Score: Alty 2 – 1 Luton
Attendance: 2634 (331 away end)
Stoppers on the snack bar: 2
Average snack bar queue length: 21 people
Maximum snack bar queue length: 48 people
Snack Bar queue loading factor: 43.75%
Snack Bar queue average waiting time: 11 minutes 23 seconds
Likelihood of missing a goal by joining the snack bar queue: 13%
Balti Pie sell out forecast: 8.25pm
Max. pie temperature index: minor injury to accident and emergency
Min. pie temperature index: f****** h**
Graham Heathcote verbal apoplexy with 4th official rating: high
Main stand totty rating: top to phworrrrrr
Half time get to the bar first scrum rating: All Out War
Glued Hands Nutter forecast: “we’re gonna lose this”
First audible “get Elam on” forecast: 46 minutes
Directors’ Box turn up once a year rating: high
Luton supporters’ first audible chant rating: miserable
Luton supporters trying to get in by knocking on doors of houses in Golf Road: 87
Smashed window on houses behind Chequers/2020 End  forecast: unfortunately…not yet…
Gazelle job selection rating: Very Low indeed

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: andrewflynn on November 17, 2008, 06:34:14 PM

lmao, nice one.

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: mr f.trucker on November 17, 2008, 06:36:39 PM

 8)

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: SW on November 17, 2008, 10:10:38 PM

Luton supporters trying to get in by knocking on doors of houses in Golf Road: 87


For those that went last week, superb observation. Excellent.

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: RocketDan on November 17, 2008, 10:50:15 PM

Main stand totty rating: top to phworrrrrr

please elighten me?
exeters physio?

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: Mallorca Alty on November 17, 2008, 11:27:11 PM

So is it worth backing Alty at 9/4 on betfair?

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: tomalty on November 17, 2008, 11:49:00 PM

Quote from: Cestrian Alty on November 17, 2008, 11:27:11 PM

So is it worth backing Alty at 9/4 on betfair?

Ye id say that would be a good call

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: Jenga on November 18, 2008, 08:50:01 AM

Quote from: SW on November 17, 2008, 10:10:38 PM

Luton supporters trying to get in by knocking on doors of houses in Golf Road: 87


For those that went last week, superb observation. Excellent.

Definately the best line that one.

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: The Fan on November 18, 2008, 09:15:11 AM

Quote from: Cestrian Alty on November 17, 2008, 11:27:11 PM

So is it worth backing Alty at 9/4 on betfair?

Hold on to that horse !!!!! As an experienced Betfair-ist, you gotta be careful !!!! They are only offering odds on the match in 90 mins and not "To Qualify". I actually fancy us tonight but am not so sure we will do it in 90mins. I am sure you know what your doing though !!!!

ps Over £7000 traded on Betfair on this match alone. I think punters smell an "(used to be a) Giant - Kill" !!!! 

Title: Re: Latest Forecast
Post by: Mallorca Alty on November 19, 2008, 01:38:03 AM

I am gutted I backed a double on Leeds and Alty at about 5/1. But I am more gutted that we could have beaten a poor League 2 side.