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[Toff Apple]

As there are no official updates I wonder if we could predict the missing news I will start with:-

Rushden Confident
The rushden manager today spoke about how they are looking forward to trouncing part time altrincham on saturday, they were lucky at our place and if we have serious ambitions then we really should be beating teams like this.

[fuertes]

As there are no official updates I wonder if we could predict the missing news I will start with:-

Rushden Confident
The rushden manager today spoke about how they are looking forward to trouncing part time altrincham on saturday, they were lucky at our place and if we have serious ambitions then we really should be beating teams like this.

To be fair, I've noticed a decrease in the number of manager's saying "we really should be beating teams like this" and an increase in quotes saying "Altrincham are a hard-working side an we'll have to be on our game".

God forbid they ever acknowledge that we're actually quite good at the moment.

[Saughall Robin]

I'll really believe we've turned the corner with regards to others' perceptions when the NLP starts putting promotion rather than relegation odds in their reports of our matches (even if it's 100/1!) 

[RedWhiteRedWhite]

*BREAKING NEWS FROM REUTERS*

In an audacious attempted coup at Moss Lane earlier today, a fan known only as "Dino" attempted to overthrow the Altrincham board and management. Onlookers were left aghast as the situation escalated, with co-conspirator "Gunners11" joining "Dino" in chaining themselves to the famous gold railings of the Noel White Suite.

Reacting quickly to quell the scenes, James Black and Hugh Cooper we're summoned to instigate negotiations with the hostile parties. Black was later rumoured to have stated "Alty FC, family, mates...in that order" whilst Cooper stressed that Heathcote and the board were the men to bring glory to the club. The continued repetition of this point eventually exhuasted the "men in chains" who surrendered of their own free will, and were last seen sprinting from the scene.

Despite 4 minutes of turmoil, Altrincham FC suffered no ill effects and reports suggest they are in strong position ahead of the Rushden game this Saturday.

[matnvfcmad]

As there are no official updates I wonder if we could predict the missing news I will start with:-

Rushden Confident
The rushden manager today spoke about how they are looking forward to trouncing part time altrincham on saturday, they were lucky at our place and if we have serious ambitions then we really should be beating teams like this.

Just for that comment i hope you beat Rushden sick of the so called big clubs in this league picking on the part timers

[markecky]

As there are no official updates I wonder if we could predict the missing news I will start with:-

Rushden Confident
The rushden manager today spoke about how they are looking forward to trouncing part time altrincham on saturday, they were lucky at our place and if we have serious ambitions then we really should be beating teams like this.

Just for that comment i hope you beat Rushden sick of the so called big clubs in this league picking on the part timers

whoooooshhhh

Northwich Sign Australian Duo

[Saughall Robin]

As there are no official updates I wonder if we could predict the missing news I will start with:-

Rushden Confident
The rushden manager today spoke about how they are looking forward to trouncing part time altrincham on saturday, they were lucky at our place and if we have serious ambitions then we really should be beating teams like this.

Just for that comment i hope you beat Rushden sick of the so called big clubs in this league picking on the part timers

C'est Jacques Noir?

[jiminlondon]

No New Money At Vics?

A spokesman for Northwich Victoria has confirmed today that there has been a misunderstanding about new money coming into the club from an unnamed overseas investor. He said that an e-mail had been received from a gentleman who had recently inherited a large ammount of money, prompting the club to spend wildly. On further inspection it was found that the gentleman needed to borrow a substantial ammount from the club in order to obtain his full inheritance, at which point the club would be reimbursed with a large dividend.
The spokesman added  'Northwich Victoria Football Club are grateful for the enquiry, and while it is not quite the deal we are looking for at this time, it is certainly no worse than some we have entered into in the past'
The e-mail is thought to have originated in Ghana

[bighairedmike]

No New Money At Vics?

A spokesman for Northwich Victoria has confirmed today that there has been a misunderstanding about new money coming into the club from an unnamed overseas investor. He said that an e-mail had been received from a gentleman who had recently inherited a large ammount of money, prompting the club to spend wildly. On further inspection it was found that the gentleman needed to borrow a substantial ammount from the club in order to obtain his full inheritance, at which point the club would be reimbursed with a large dividend.
The spokesman added  'Northwich Victoria Football Club are grateful for the enquiry, and while it is not quite the deal we are looking for at this time, it is certainly no worse than some we have entered into in the past'
The e-mail is thought to have originated in Ghana

Gazelle In Vics Scandal Shocker??       

[Jimbo Alty FC]

*BREAKING NEWS FROM REUTERS*

In an audacious attempted coup at Moss Lane earlier today, a fan known only as "Dino" attempted to overthrow the Altrincham board and management. Onlookers were left aghast as the situation escalated, with co-conspirator "Gunners11" joining "Dino" in chaining themselves to the famous gold railings of the Noel White Suite.

Reacting quickly to quell the scenes, James Black and Hugh Cooper we're summoned to instigate negotiations with the hostile parties. Black was later rumoured to have stated "Alty FC, family, mates...in that order" whilst Cooper stressed that Heathcote and the board were the men to bring glory to the club. The continued repetition of this point eventually exhuasted the "men in chains" who surrendered of their own free will, and were last seen sprinting from the scene.

Despite 4 minutes of turmoil, Altrincham FC suffered no ill effects and reports suggest they are in strong position ahead of the Rushden game this Saturday.

Thats not even close to been funny grow up

[Jimbo Alty FC]

      Heathcote says Senior certain to play 90 mins


          As Graham Heathcote looks towards continuing his sides fantastic recovery SAM report that GH has confirmed to them that Striker Chris Seniors Frustration of been subbed is likely to be extinguished this weekend as he guarenties that both Elam and Senior will play from the start with the pacy striker likely to play the full 90.

[bighairedmike]

And that was just hilarious james, well done.

 

[Toff Apple]

wrexham today announce the signing of another 5 players on temp loan, this brings their total playing staff to a squad size of 47

[RedWhiteRedWhite]

Thats not even close to been funny grow up

I think that is actually the closest you've ever come to a competent sentence. Couple of punctuation additions, rework "been" (Were you after Kidney "bean"? "been" to the match? Or maybe "being"?) and your there!

Either way...perhaps evidence that less, is indeed more in the case of understanding your posts.

[fuertes]

I think that is actually the closest you've ever come to a competent sentence. Couple of punctuation additions, rework "been" (Were you after Kidney "bean"? "been" to the match? Or maybe "being"?) and your there!

You mean "and you're there"