For the past god knows how many years, we have been contributing to the Saturday Yankee.
Every other Wednesday night the door bell rings and muggins is instructed by 'she who must be obeyed' to answer the door and hand over the two quid - In all our years doing it we have never won a bloody sausage and it's always me that pays.
Imagine our surprise on Wednesday when I answer the door and are met with a 'Congratulations'...... !!
Yes !!! ........ I thought ............ £3,500 grand
"Three of your four numbers have come up" our collector explains "you've won £28.60p" !
"But don't worry' the jackpot has still not been won and carries over to £4,000 plus next week !"
Oh well £28.60p is better than a kick in the teeth I'm thinking...
He hands over the envelope with our winning cheque in.....
and guess what ?................
THE CHEQUE IS MADE OUT IN THE WIFE'S NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr