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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« on: June 13, 2007, 04:26:17 PM »
Well, one's a cunning stunt and the other's a.....
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« on: June 13, 2007, 12:38:36 PM »
Justin Bowler is on the bench.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Today's Altrincham FC Trivia Question
« on: June 13, 2007, 12:19:39 PM »
Which current Channel 4 comedian is the son of a former Altrincham FC player?
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: HELLO HELLO ITS GOOD TO BE MACC ITS GOOD TO BE MACC HELLO HELLO
« on: June 12, 2007, 08:54:05 PM »
maccandproud,
Do you realise that an anagram of your user name is:
Crap Mound Cad?
All of which pretty much describes both you and the Moss Rose in one fell swoop.
Do you realise that an anagram of your user name is:
Crap Mound Cad?
All of which pretty much describes both you and the Moss Rose in one fell swoop.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: MY SQUARE UPDATE - YOUR HELP IS NOW MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER!!!
« on: June 12, 2007, 04:38:42 PM »Cult,
I have emailed it to you.
Many thanks.
Safely received.
Will get back to you in due course.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: MY SQUARE UPDATE - YOUR HELP IS NOW MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER!!!
« on: June 12, 2007, 03:09:44 PM »
Do you by any chance have a grid of Moss Lane divided up into squares, highlighting those that are taken and those that are still available?
For several days, I have been reseraching the exact spots on the turf where the great Tunna was when he scored his two goals at Moss Lane.....and I now need to know if these particular squares are still available!
For several days, I have been reseraching the exact spots on the turf where the great Tunna was when he scored his two goals at Moss Lane.....and I now need to know if these particular squares are still available!
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Mrs Band's Husband what used to play for us.
« on: June 11, 2007, 04:42:41 PM »if its the one i have heard, that he was ready to move more local to home and just ready for a change then i too would believe he would have moved on regardless. don't come on here throwing dirt, or making comments insunuating that there are other reasons behind the move if they are
a) unfounded or b)you don't have the guts to air them.
Cult you seem to constantly be on here making comments that are derogatory or just plain negative and it to be fair is just pissing me off.
i'm not saying people have to all have the same view but everything said seems to be turned around and put negatively recently.
appologies if this seems personal its just starting to piss me off something rotten old chap
Not sure where I was "throwing dirt" to be honest!
I can assure you that there was nothing sinister about my post.
The reason I used the description 'rumoured/alleged' regarding the reason(s) for Peter Band's departure is that, having not been personally issued with a press release by either Bandy or his good lady, I do not have the full facts before me (however reliable the source of the information that I was told may have been).
The only point I was trying to make was that Band's decision was probably not dependent upon which league Alty were in.
I wouldn't mind....but I was one of the people on here who did my best to help Mrs Band get her hands on some Take That tickets!
Believe me, I'm certainly not negative after the glorious news of last Saturday.
As someone who posted on here in the wake of our relegation bemoaning the (to my mind) bewilderingly positive response in some quarters (and, yes, that includes our Chairman) to our initial demotion to the BS North, I am now euphoric at our reprieve.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Mrs Band's Husband what used to play for us.
« on: June 11, 2007, 04:23:31 PM »PS just noticed the cult's goodwin rating.....got a cheat button there cult or what?
Jezza,
I'm a little worried that I may have acquired a lovesick stalker.
I'm extremely worried that the possible lovesick stalker could be David Birch.....
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Mrs Band's Husband what used to play for us.
« on: June 11, 2007, 03:32:05 PM »
I suspect that it all boils down to the real reason(s) for his departure to Hyde.
If the rumoured/alleged reason for him leaving Moss Lane that I have heard is correct, then I believe that he would have still gone to Hyde regardless of which league Alty were in.
If the rumoured/alleged reason for him leaving Moss Lane that I have heard is correct, then I believe that he would have still gone to Hyde regardless of which league Alty were in.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Completely Non Football - Anyone on here manage a bar?
« on: June 11, 2007, 03:28:43 PM »
Have you tried Bernard Taylor?!
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: We must not f**k up this time
« on: June 10, 2007, 04:26:51 PM »We must push on and not find ourselves dragged into relegation again this year, please God lets push on and hit the middle of the table at least,no time for sentiment, we must have the personel that are best suited to the task,and if that means a few players going then so be it,sad but we must not waste this opportunity to really establish oursleves.
Is it still 4 down this coming season or have they changed it to three??
Spot on, Hughesy.
Some players have served us well over the last few years but they are simply not up to Conference National standard and we have to leave sentiment behind if we truly want to establish ourselves at this level.
Too many people didn't regard relegation to the Conference North as being detrimental to the renaissance of our club.
We have a second chance....and must not squander it.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Stayin Up!!
« on: June 10, 2007, 04:19:28 PM »
Ellender's rumoured destination was Rushden & Diamonds.
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Geoff's reaction
« on: June 09, 2007, 09:03:58 PM »
"This league is very tough for part-time clubs. Last time the bottom five was made up of the five part-time clubs and I'm sure it will be a similar situation again."
Er, Southport?!
Er, Southport?!
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Altrincham FC First Team / Can anyone recommend a good Counsellor/Therapist?
« on: June 09, 2007, 08:58:40 PM »
I've lapsed into a severe bout of depression following the realisation that I now won't be going to Redditch next season.....
Oh well, I'll just have to cope with living in dreamland and thinking that you can survive in that league on a part-time basis.......
Oh well, I'll just have to cope with living in dreamland and thinking that you can survive in that league on a part-time basis.......
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Altrincham FC First Team / Re: Conference AGM!!!! Its Official…………….
« on: June 09, 2007, 05:13:05 PM »Now this is a godsend.
Jimmy,
Great line!
I hope someone is placing an order for more diesel.....