Player songs:
Tony Thompson:
Tone-eee, Tony Thompson
Tony Thompson plays in goal for the Altrincham.
(Repeat)
Desnmore:
He plays just like his dad
And that is why we're glad.
Shaun Densmore, woah,
Shaun Densmore, woah,
Toby Mallarky:
Toby Mallarky
Toby Mallarky
He signed for Alty
To play for Parky
He's Toby Mallarky
A-l-t-y
Andy White: (to the tune of Dynamite by Tao Cruz)
Ive told you once
And told you twice
He is Altys Full back
He is Andy White
JJ:
We've got Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny Johnson
on the wing
On the wing
We've got Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny johnson
on the wing
On the wing
Johnny, Johnny Johnston
Jonny, Johnson on the wing
Johnny, Johnny Johnston
Jonny, Johnson on the wing
Jake Moult
He hates the best side
He drinks in the vault
He plays for Alty
His name is Jake Moult
Simon Richman
Simon
Simon Simon
Simon Simon
Simon Richman
Josh Hancock:
Looking back on when we first met
I can not escape but I cannot forget.
Parky signed the one.
Turns the robins on
Hancocks scoring goals again
Jordan Hulme:
He Shoots he scores a goal aha
He's f**king wonderful aha
Let's have a drink for Jordan Hulme
(Instrumental noise)
Jordan Hulme aha
Parkinson songs
Parky had a dream
To build a Football team
He had no money so he signed a load on a free
(Apart from Branson)
He built from the back
With Hulme in attack
We're alty FC we're on our way back
Duh duh du duh duh duh du
Generic New Alty songs
We are the famous Alty FC
We are the team you've come to see
We play in red and white
The Macclesfield are sh*te
We are the team youve come to see
A l t y