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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: JD on December 28, 2018, 10:41:58 PM

Title: Oh dear...
Post by: JD on December 28, 2018, 10:41:58 PM

What's 3 foot long and keeps a dick warm?
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.....a Macc Town scarf. 😁

Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: One Foot in the Grave on December 28, 2018, 11:46:00 PM

Does ovine intercourse take place before shearing the sheep for the wool in the scarf, or afterwards ?

Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: distancetraveller on December 29, 2018, 10:15:05 AM

Quote from: One Foot in the Grave on December 28, 2018, 11:46:00 PM

Does ovine intercourse take place before shearing the sheep for the wool in the scarf, or afterwards ?

Probably before, during and afterwards

Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: cheshire cat on December 29, 2018, 10:50:15 AM

Did this come out of a Christmas Cracker?

Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: Silent but Ledley on December 29, 2018, 01:19:08 PM

An arsenal scarf does the same thing!!!    SBL

Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: JD on December 29, 2018, 07:00:10 PM

Quote from: cheshire cat on December 29, 2018, 10:50:15 AM

Did this come out of a Christmas Cracker?

From a Rangers fan about Celtic (or was it the other way round?)

Title: Re: Oh dear...
Post by: Mausoleum Alty on December 29, 2018, 07:37:15 PM

Quote from: Silent but Ledley on December 29, 2018, 01:19:08 PM

An arsenal scarf does the same thing!!!    SBL

What does a Wolves scarf do?  ;)
It's not like Spurs to get a nosebleed and bottle it when they get higher than third  ;D
Anyway back to Alty.....