Well we've a hat-trick of blanks so a goal fest is on the cards and the players need to be fully prepared.
I'd like to see the goalscorer open a pretend coach door, climb in and let the rest of the outfield players pretend to climb on...the driver should then 'drive' the coach and park it across our goal....Stuart Coburn could then pretend to be Chris senior by putting his boots on his knees and kneeling on the centre spot and watch imaginary balls sailing back and fro over his head while the 'coach driver' sits and calmly reads his paper.
Or all the players run into our goal area and pretend to all be goalkeepers making save after save.
If Colin Little scores the rest of the players should present him with a gold watch and then sing a round of "find me and follow me"...I was going to suggest they all climb over the fence and sing from the terrace but they'd probably all get booked by an over zealous ref for leaving the field of play and being disrespectful towards anyone else who has ever scored for Alty.
If Senior scores I think 7 of the other players should throw an imaginary pickaxe over their shoulder and march back to the half way line singing "heigh ho".....perhaps Stu could join in as the wicked stepmother...