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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: Jenga on February 05, 2007, 12:37:25 PM

Title: Southport Food
Post by: Jenga on February 05, 2007, 12:37:25 PM
Back onto the important issues if I may.

We got to the ground only to find out that the snack bar had no hot food ready and I was told it would be 30 mins before it was ready.

Went through the gates to the home support snack bar to be served by some 60 a day woman who's hands had so much nicotene on them they looked like she had had her hands in  pot of yellow paint.

The burgers tasted of, well nothing actually and the water from the onions I am sure was poured over my roll as it was all soggy.

What was worse was that the chip shop was closed and could not get food in the pub as it was full of scousers.

This totally ruined my day.

Seriously though I am sure they are breaking the food hygiene standards.
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: UkrainianPhil on February 05, 2007, 12:42:10 PM
That reminds me, I must remember to bring a flask and a tent in preparation for next Saturday and the 3 mile long queue at the pie stand at Moss Lane.

 :D
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: Jenga on February 05, 2007, 12:47:17 PM
I am sorry - but it is not my fault your all pie eating fatties  ;D

You should see it at the home end, we have to wait longer than you do, but at least the food is good, well your food is, we just get Mars Bars at our end.
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: MadFrankie on February 05, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
Well if you'd only bring 40 fans like a proper non-league team should then you wouldn't face such problems.
Title: Southport Food
Post by: Mick on February 05, 2007, 12:51:34 PM
Food hygiene rules; hope a certain club secretary is not aware of this, I am sure that you can lose all your points gained from games where the food hygiene standards do not meet Conference regulations

Seriously though - poor or what. Do they not realise that money can be made from hungry spectators !
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: UkrainianPhil on February 05, 2007, 01:12:04 PM
Food hygiene rules; hope a certain club secretary is not aware of this, I am sure that you can lose all your points gained from games where the food hygiene standards do not meet Conference regulations

Believe me, having visited the home ground of the club secretary you mention, their hygiene standards are the worst in the league.

Perhaps someone should report them?

 ;D
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: UkrainianPhil on February 05, 2007, 01:13:04 PM
You should see it at the home end, we have to wait longer than you do, but at least the food is good, well your food is, we just get Mars Bars at our end.

I have spent a number of minutes in the Alty home end looking at the pie stand at the corner of the home terrace, not for the food though!

 :D
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: markecky on February 05, 2007, 01:54:39 PM
She's  married Phil and twice your age!
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: UkrainianPhil on February 05, 2007, 01:55:36 PM
She's  married Phil and twice your age!

Whoever do you mean mark?

(Message contains deception and lies for security reasons)

 ;D
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: markecky on February 05, 2007, 01:57:33 PM
You mean everyone can read our messages?

Say no more.
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: luke_altyfc on February 05, 2007, 07:09:53 PM
how amny fans did we take down their about 250??
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: UkrainianPhil on February 05, 2007, 07:27:18 PM
how amny fans did we take down their about 250??

To York or to the pie stand at Southport?

You brought 175 fans to York. 132 of them had had too much to drink, 43 not enough.

 ;D
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: SW on February 05, 2007, 10:08:26 PM
What about the other 83...................oh b*gger, i've got maths homework to do.
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: Altyant on February 06, 2007, 07:35:20 PM
Back onto the important issues if I may.

We got to the ground only to find out that the snack bar had no hot food ready and I was told it would be 30 mins before it was ready.

Went through the gates to the home support snack bar to be served by some 60 a day woman who's hands had so much nicotene on them they looked like she had had her hands in  pot of yellow paint.

The burgers tasted of, well nothing actually and the water from the onions I am sure was poured over my roll as it was all soggy.

What was worse was that the chip shop was closed and could not get food in the pub as it was full of scousers.

This totally ruined my day.

Seriously though I am sure they are breaking the food hygiene standards.

There was also the fact that we couldnt get hot drinks for a while as the two lads in the cabin had prob p**sed off to watch the mickey derby.

My Steak and Kidney pie tasted of fish too ???
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: SW on February 06, 2007, 08:01:05 PM
Altyant you were on the coast. It'll be cod kidney or similar. Either that or the tea bar wifey had just been...............er no.
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: Jacko on February 06, 2007, 08:05:29 PM
well they will feed kids shxxx no wonder all the dummy's were spat at the end!
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: Altyant on February 06, 2007, 08:07:54 PM
Altyant you were on the coast. It'll be cod kidney or similar. Either that or the tea bar wifey had just been...............er no.

Thats a horrible thought!!  ;D
Title: Re: Southport Food
Post by: bighairedmike on February 06, 2007, 08:13:00 PM
what cod kidney or errrrm...........the other??