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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: Mrs Warbouys on November 28, 2006, 11:30:48 PM
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Can we have a caption comp/silly pictures forum added please?
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probably best to open up "the Noel White suite" a place for people to put jokes have caption comps etc a place to take general piss at least thats what i think!
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Andy,
Who asked you? ;D
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Sounds Ideal to me, and those who are easily offended wouldnt have to visit it.
We could post pictures of an emptied out boardroom like this
(http://www.buffalorising.com/city/archives/upload/2006/04/originalExecutiveBoardRoom-thumb.jpg)
And make unfair quips about benchill school kids getting a tour of the ground without fear of condemnation ;D
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if only the board room was so plush! lol
found their gettaway vehicle heard a rumour they are gonna be there on sunday
(http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/images/comp/Chavs-Inependant.jpg)
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Its a better getaway vehicle than the one that bloke from Macc had
(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/Motorcycles/sheep%20motorcycle.jpg)
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Andy,
Who asked you? ;D
no one but when does that ever stop me?
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Right then.
what you want the new area to be called then ?
title & description
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Just call it the "adult" section or somthing seedy like that, or even call it "The Vault" that way we're allowed "a bit of blue" and a game of cribbage with our mild.
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(http://www.boltonmuseums.org.uk/HTML/spender/main_images/1993.83.17.03.jpg)
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Is that Market dave in the middle?
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waste of time!!!
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My son and all his school friends have this great story that Market Dave is some type of 'recluse millionaire' and that he collects boxes and old exhaust pipes in his cart just to keep fit.
The boys are all 12 and actually believe this ! One boy claims to be Dave's cousin's son and swears that this is true.
Any chance he can be co-opted onto the club board ? If he just let us have £0.5M then maybe the new development at the Hale end could be named in his honour as the 'Waste of Time' stand
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its not just your kids theres all sorts of things goin rond bout this fella, apparently he killed his wife and burried her under his floorboards next to his mounds of money,
News flash: approaches for new investors in local club altrincham fc have been knocked back after main investor stated it was a waste of time!!!
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Been around for years that fella. Never been married, lived in a house that was opposite the old library which was bulldozed in the early 70s so probably in tenanted property now. Doubt there's any offspring. Can you imagine anyone wanting to get within 10 feet of him? As long as I can remember he's been exactly the same (and that's a long time!). He's always on the market on a Saturday so doubt he's an avid Alty fan.
Cult of's been quiet for a while - I'm sure you're a mate of his?
AA
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Ashley Alty,
Apologies for my recent silence.
Currently not well and struggling to be match fit for the Burton game.
As regards 'Market Dave', he never seems to look any older than when I first saw him years ago!
Is the man immortal?
I can't claim that he's a close personal friend of mine......but last year he did help himself to the remains of our old bath as it lay abandoned in the front garden whilst 'home improvements' were under way...
P.S. Can you send me round some of your homemade chicken broth?
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There are a few urban legends about "Market Dave".
I think his real name is something like David Oakel, which is quite a good name for a local yokel.
The key legend is that he is very rich, "but doesn't like to show it". Well he certainly hides it well. He never seems to spend much cash and has had the same clothes since the 1960s, so there could be something in that.
He sometimes drinks in the Malt Shovel, where he was once reported to be having an in-depth conversation with our dear Kenny Palin. That would have been awesome to overhear.
As to his never ageing and immortality? Well he certainly has no fear when facing down on-coming traffic with his cart. Perhaps the outdoor life and exercise had rendered him lean and fit or maybe he has an ageing picture of himself stashed in his attic that does his ageing for him (like Dorian Gray).
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He likes to take his holidays in Eccles 'cos " there are plenty of pubs in Eccles"