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no reduction of 18 point bans is possible!

It would appear it is if you have the money and influence

Fraser Wood

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Big f**k off gap.

I can still see that balls trajectory to this day now.

Can I just say I like the lofted floaty corners we do. Namely because us having a corner is normally the precursor to the other team pegging up the pitch and scoring against us. At least with it being in the air for a touch longer it feels like we're attacking more. It may also be because Lewis Chalmers can't actually jump WITHOUT staying in the air for about a minute so - seriously has anyone ever seen him jump and then land, he jumps and stays there for ages so it may all be a question of timing or something. 

Yes, Mick Woodward is a great bloke and as you say Delboyish. I'm sure he has rubbed some people somewhere up the wrong way as people who make a huge amount of money tend to need to have an edge to them... but you can only take people as you see them and every time I've come across him and his friends they've been really nice and humble.

Please do not ever mention Nicky Daws and our monday night shower of..  in the same sentence please.

p.s. 1165 at 4th place Morecambe rich? This was umbro mans face 

I wanted to buy Micky Woodward a drink last night but was shy, he also had his entourage (who were thoroughly nice people) wth him so had a little whip round last night. Obviously it was nothing really official and I only asked people I knew if they wnated to chip.

So if you did put money in the pot, first of all thanks and just to let you  know we ended up with £55.50. Now as it turned out Geoff had already said that anything Mick Woodward and his friends wanted from the bar was to be on the house and at no point was he to have to pay for anything. Having already given us £20,000 last year effectively

I gave it to Jenny who gave it Mick Woodward and forced him to accept it and get themselves a drink or some fish and chips on the way home or something. I'm told he was overwhelmed and very touched that anyone was arsed at all (God knows how he'd feel if he knew just how much respect and gratitude we have for him). Being the (in my opinion) very humble bloke that he is he wouldn't accept it at first but as I say Jenny forced him and again he was very touched.

So thanks for contributing and thank you Mick Woodward for all that you've done for us and we have you here next season for a conference national fixture.

Oh and also the night was topped off by getting the chance to have a chat with one of my all time Alty heroes Nicky Daws. Top man and obviously a great deal of affection still for the club and GH. Magic player and still look like he could play now (think he's about 37/38)

Subtlety not your strong point Jenga?

Hope this has thrown a bit of humility at Whalley if nothing else, finding out what it like on the other foot.

Edit: Don't you dare use going down as an excuse to go into admin and wriggle out of the Craney deal whilst replaying the milk ad doing the sympathy bit and taking money into a seperate supporters account.

Further edit: We acquiesced to Scarbor when they defaulted over the Ellender money as we didn't want them to go bust as is the unwritten rulw with football clubs but after the stunts you've pulled Whalley don't expect the same treatment. i'd expect our board to hold out against all deals and creditors options. I would happily accept being reviled by (ignorant) football fans the world over as the club who killed Stanley (3rd time round).

Here's laughing at you T**tty 

377 in the away terrace on Saturday. Judging from the amount who went up in the stand after each goal i'd say about another 30 or so there. Add to that the lads who sponsored the game were all Oxford fans and seemed to have a nice time as well as contributing greatly to the bar sales. If those lads are reading this. Cheers fella, hope you had a good day, safe journey home and see you next year hopefully.

So about 450-500 Oxford, would prob have been about 150 more had they not had the stuffing knocked out of them in the last 2 fixtures.

950 Alty therefore, a lot of ours who can't make it up for midweek games will be missing. No champs lge tho so maybe 600 or so on tuesday plus whatever Grays bring, which could be negligable to be fair to them.

i don't know, i noticed that too, if tis true my actual number of posts as of this one is 1000 woop woop! be believe that as is with the cycle of football my time as a firstteam regular is now over, and am at best a first team squad member, lifes hard but careers are short and so i am back to where i rightfully belong...


what a load of sh*te give me my posts back you fachist nazi moderators!!!

Nope, they're decudted because as far as this forum is concerned you have been a tedious tool. I would also point out that warning requests have been given in messages that you didn't heed.

You may reply to this message saying 'lol' as you usually do for no apparent reason in this one instance.

i would like to state that I did not want you to have your posts reduced (I may or may not have reserved the right to ensure that the maximum possible penalty was brought against you).

Look have a goodwin or two offme, just try and calm down the postings a bit bit eh?