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[Jezza]

we cant drop moult coz he's one of the few players we've got a song for.....was one of many amusing thigns I heard on staurday....

I heard the latest single from the singers about Miller....but we are short on decent chants having lost the never to be forgotten everywhere you go, always take scott leather with you and many many more....

Think we need chants for cyrus and hannigan.....hannigan I think could be along the lines michael finnigan...ie there was a bloke called tommy hannigan, he came from fylde to play for the altrincham, he got hurt but now he's back again...he is tommy hannigan...from altrincham....or something.....

also patterson has earnt a chant I think.....as has goodall......come on song writers....not arf or what!!!

I dont like the james lawrie song either and propose something along the lines of (from mary poppins) jim jimney jim jimney jim jim lawrie...he quite a good player and he's from alty.....or something....

[Mick]

I dont like the james lawrie song either and propose something along the lines of (from mary poppins) jim jimney jim jimney jim jim lawrie...he quite a good player and he's from alty.....or something.........but only on a tues-deeeee 

[RMS Hale]

I have this really annoying song buzzing around in my head, so I thought I would exorcise it by putting it on here. This could be our equivalent of that bloody annoying Bradford chant which I had to hear again on Saturday:

"First of all we signed Tom Hannigan
Then we signed up Simon Lenighan
Now we're going to start to win again
Hannigan, Lenighan, win again, begin again.........."

and so on until the opposition fans lose the will to live.

And a bonus one for a particular forum legend:

"Neil said Fabio could play
On an August Saturday
But Andy Goodall had to say
"Fabio must go away
Parce qu'il ne peut pas parler
Un seul mot d'anglais"

This also pays tribute to Andy Goodall's legendary language skills and Neil Young's utter incompetence, so it's 3 for the price of 1.

I would get out more but this straitjacket makes it quite difficult.

[RMS Hale]

The men it white coats have just reminded me it is Alan Goodall! Just off to take my medication.

[Frosty]

We're short on players

[York Alty is back]

To the tune of Michael Finnegan


There was a young lad called Simon Lenighan
He plays midfield for the Altrincham

He pops up and bangs em in again
We've got Simon Lenighan. Begin again. 


Etc.

[taxi Phil]

We're short on players

More accurately we're short of players worthy of their own chant.

We're sh*t and we know we are.....

[Jimmy]

Might be because nobody has respect for the players

[wayno]

They need to inspire us to earn a chant

[Bath Alty]

Or stay in th eteam for more than a month