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 Lets Twiss again like we did last summer....
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jimmyhank

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Re: Lets Twiss again like we did last summer....
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2010, 10:33:27 PM »
can i net the winner in the opening game, enquired Twiss?!
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jimmyhank

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Re: Lets Twiss again like we did last summer....
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2010, 10:46:37 PM »
A man goes to visit his GP.

Doctor: What can I do for you?
Man: Well, it's a bit strange but I feel like a dog
Doctor: mmm...just get on the couch for me please
Man: Sorry, I can't do that
Doctor: Why not?
Man: I'm not allowed on the furniture  :D
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distancetraveller

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Re: Lets Twiss again like we did last summer....
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2010, 11:02:43 PM »
Quote from: jimmyhank on May 26, 2010, 10:33:27 PM
can i net the winner in the opening game, enquired Twiss?!

I believe his girlfriend is Lara Crufts Croft


have you tried those new Thai Meatballs.........

There the dogs Bollocks

I'll get me coat
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Dougals Dad

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Re: Lets Twiss again like we did last summer....
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2010, 11:11:20 PM »
Went into a pub the other day and in the corner was a dog licking its bits.

(I know you know this one!)

I said to the landlord, "I wish I could do that."

To which he replied, "Give him a bag of pork scratchings and I'm sure he'll let you!"
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taxi Phil

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Re: Lets Twiss again like we did last summer....
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2010, 11:27:47 PM »
Bloke goes into a pub, and spots three men and a dog playing poker. Soon after, two of the men leave, and the bloke approaches the remaining chap.

"Is he your dog ? I've never seen one that could play poker before !"

"Aye, he's mine. But he's not as good as folk think he is. Every time he gets a half decent hand, he wags his bloody tail !"

May I just say that I hope Twiss terrierises opposing defences next season.
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