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[anglo alty]

proven pedigree worth a punt

[Dougals Dad]

proven pedigree worth a punt

I wonder if he has got a chum!

[York Alty]

just watch it pal, that's getting a bit close to the bone...

[Jenga]

just watch it pal, that's getting a bit close to the bone...

Sorry but line was just paw

[chesteralty]

I read somewhere that he played in Man Utd's first team a few times.
Does anyone remember this and were they important games?

[CB]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

[Dougals Dad]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

You mean the dog sh*t puns?

[(S)ALTY]

I read somewhere that he played in Man Utd's first team a few times.
Does anyone remember this and were they important games?

According to 'The Insider's Guide to Manchester United' He made 1 full, appearance and 1 appearance as subsitite.

His United debut was away at Barnsley in the FA Cup on 25 Feb 1998  and his final appearance was against Aston Villa (Away) in the League cup on 13 October 1999

His record on loan at Sheffield United is stated to be 12 appearances and 1 goal. The record also states that he went on to Port Vale where his record was 18 appearances and 2 goals between 2000-01

He is described thus  'The versatile Michael Twiss was yet another outstanding local prospect who couldn't force his way into the United reckoning despite spending six years on the club's book. I suppose the fact that he could play anywhere might have been his principal problem, as being moved from pillar to post is not ideal for a youngster. In his middle twenties Michael was playing non league football, which rather puzzled me. Even if he didn't make it at Old Trafford, I would have expected more than that from him.'   

And as for the dog references ............. I think you're all barking mad and should have better things to do

[bighairedmike]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

[distancetraveller]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

Do you reckon Twiss will LEAD the line next season 

[Dougals Dad]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

Do you reckon Twiss will LEAD the line next season 

Some of these puns really take the (dog) biscuit!

[(S)ALTY]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

Do you reckon Twiss will LEAD the line next season 

Some of these puns really take the (dog) biscuit!

Lets hope he has a 'Prolonged Active Life' whilst at Alty and more importantly we WINALOT of games whilst he's here !! 

See you've got me at it now

[Dougals Dad]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

Do you reckon Twiss will LEAD the line next season 

Some of these puns really take the (dog) biscuit!

Lets hope he has a 'Prolonged Active Life' whilst at Alty and more importantly we WINALOT of games whilst he's here !! 

See you've got me at it now

The Winalot one is the best yet!

Lets hope Twiss will STAY for a couple of seasons at least. He will BEG for the ball in the box and won't LIE DOWN when there is scoring to be done.

[bighairedmike]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

Do you reckon Twiss will LEAD the line next season 

Some of these puns really take the (dog) biscuit!

Lets hope he has a 'Prolonged Active Life' whilst at Alty and more importantly we WINALOT of games whilst he's here !! 

See you've got me at it now

I doff my hat to you on the Winalot one. Inspired.

[Dougals Dad]

Gahhh! Stop it with the sh*t puns

Every. Single. Thread.

We've been collared here...

Do you reckon Twiss will LEAD the line next season 

Some of these puns really take the (dog) biscuit!

Lets hope he has a 'Prolonged Active Life' whilst at Alty and more importantly we WINALOT of games whilst he's here !! 

See you've got me at it now

I doff my hat to you on the Winalot one. Inspired.

Its the dog's bo//ocks!