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Jezza

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alternative tinpot names
« on: September 06, 2013, 11:05:16 AM »
I love this list of alternative names for clubs taken from the non league 'squirrel north' forum.....obviously we have the sheepshaggers for macc and the slime for Vics...anyone add anything?
really just posted this for the benefit of those who haven't visited that forum...

AFC Telford - Athletico Telford/Teflon (both acceptable)
Altrincham - Defalty
Alfreton - Alfresco
Barrow - Raiders
Bishop Stortford - Harold Stropford
Blyth - Spartizan Blythe
Boston - Buston Town
Brackley Town - Broccoli
Bradford PA - Stans
Burscough - Burs*cough*
Chester - Jester
Colwyn Bay - Clown Bay
Corby - Scotchland Jnr
Droylsden - Dresden
Eastwood - Clint
FC United - FCESPN
Fleetwood - the Mac
Forest Green - Forrest Gump
Gainsborough - Gainsboring (abb. Gbore)
Gateshead - Goatshed
Gloucester - Glaaaaaarstar
Guiseley - Disguisley
Halifax Town - AFCMASSIFAX
Harrogate - Harrogate6th (abb. the6th)
Hednesford - Hednesthug (abb. Hthug)
Hinckley - Stinckley (abb. Stinck)
Histon - Pisston
Hucknall - the Mick
Hyde - Jekyll & Hide
Ilkeston - Trumpton
Kettering - Klattering
King's Lynn - Vera Lynn
Leamington - Leamongton (abb. Mongs)
North Ferriby - Furby/Therapy ?
Nuneaton - Nuneatin/Nuncheatin (abb. [chea]Tin)
Oxford City - BlueSox?
Redditch - Reddsh*t
Solihull Moors - Moor Green/Solihoof Motors (both acceptable)
Southport - Scouseport
Stafford - Scaffold
Stalybridge - Stalyvegas/Stalyfuse (both acceptable)
Stockport - Rockport/Stuckport ?
Tamworth - Tamuff
Vauxhall Motors - Vauxhall Moors
Workington - Wukky Eh
Worcester - Wusster
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RageAgainstTheFirstTeam

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 11:35:47 AM »
I have to say that is possibly the least funny thing I have ever seen.
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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2013, 11:45:31 AM »
I hate it.

If you go on the Conf North forum to find out the scores you have no idea what the scores actually are because Vauxhall Motors are referred to as the Moors or some sh*te.
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roytonmike

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2013, 11:52:23 AM »
Quote from: NickyClee'sClickyKnee on September 06, 2013, 11:35:47 AM
I have to say that is possibly the least funny thing I have ever seen.
I agree.
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bumble

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 01:04:24 PM »
FC Confused of Manchester is my new favourite phrase in non league
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markecky

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2013, 05:36:04 PM »
It's hideous.
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bumble

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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2013, 05:42:29 PM »
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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2013, 05:54:15 PM »
Quote from: Jimmy Hill on September 06, 2013, 11:45:31 AM
I hate it.

If you go on the Conf North forum to find out the scores you have no idea what the scores actually are because Vauxhall Motors are referred to as the Moors or some sh*te.

Spot on James. As forums go I think it's pretty crap tbh.
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Hulme Robin

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2013, 08:00:10 PM »
It's a load of horsesh*t.
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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2013, 08:12:23 PM »
Horrid. Totally unfunny.
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Jimmy

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2013, 10:47:46 PM »
Quote from: Stoke Alty on September 06, 2013, 01:04:24 PM
FC Confused of Manchester is my new favourite phrase in non league
Should it not be fc confused of Lancashire
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Jurg

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2013, 08:32:46 AM »
Quote from: Stoke Alty on September 06, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
Quote from: markecky on September 06, 2013, 05:36:04 PM
It's hideous.

Jonny Teenagers like it
The sad thing is most of those who sit there making up the names are not teenagers, they're weird middle aged blokes sitting alone in their y-fronts, probably still in their mum's house.
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Jenga

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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2013, 11:45:31 AM »
never had such a straight face reading something which is suppose to be funny in my life - Horrible.
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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2013, 11:49:26 AM »
I hate it.
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Come on Alty!

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Re: alternative tinpot names
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2013, 03:20:56 PM »
I despise this
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