A genuine question here.
If I've read the explanation correctly, the main problem appears to be the golf rd end corner not draining due to the water table of the brook whereas a few areas on the other side of the pitch are better because they drain off elsewhere.
It'd be nice to know how we've tried to solve it. Whether we've watched a ball not bounce and said it's goosed, or put a fork in it and watched the water come straight back up. Have we tried to brush the water across the pitch and found it ruining other parts of the pitch and being akin to shuffling deck hairs anyway? Is it a grass problem, the 6 yard box at the golf rd which has had extra turf on it seems ok?
Anyway, in light of all that, my question is, has anyone at the club considered contacting Lancs CCC and asking them to, as Matt Taylor would say, "get the f**king Super Sopper out"?