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Title: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: VofD on April 05, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
 ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Jacko on April 05, 2011, 07:44:07 PM
total agreement!!
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Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 07:44:10 PM
ALTRINCHAM (Red and white striped shirts, black shorts, red socks): 30. Craig DOOTSON, 2. Matthew FEARON, 4. Joe COOMBS, 5. James SMART, 3. Jake BARNABAS, 7. Wes BAYNES, 8. Ryan BROWN (capt), 6. Mohamed COLY, 11. Famoud SONKO, 9. Michael TWISS, 19. Mark BEESLEY, Subs: 1. Stuart COBURN, 12. Ashley WOODS, 14. Shaun DENSMORE, 15. Theo KIDD, 16. Sam LANGFORD,

Who?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 07:45:04 PM
Counting on JL for a while - RadioRobins can't get online yet, but will keep us posted.

The Vics No2 Disney look good!

and their No9 will get sent off within 5 mins!
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Post by: Uncle Globnasty on April 05, 2011, 07:47:38 PM
Also couldn't care less other than glad to see the line-up.
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Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 07:50:43 PM
I love the importance of this cup: "Teams not out at kick off time"

and 6. Mohamed COLY, 11. Famoud SONKO come over from exotic climes to be told this is bigger than the FA Cup!
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Post by: taxi Phil on April 05, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
If Beesley and Twiss can't do the bizzo as the "stars" of this line up then God help us.
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Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:02:13 PM
Just 2 goals in BSP so far - to York v Crawley. and Newport v Darlo
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Brian Flynn on April 05, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Steady start...no real chances.

Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Uncle Globnasty on April 05, 2011, 08:10:56 PM
Steady start...no real chances.


Is that you or the team?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: yellowswoop on April 05, 2011, 08:18:45 PM
Just to inform you stags are beating southport 1-0
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
Just to inform you stags are beating southport 1-0

Nice one, keep it up and the sale of stationery sets will increase!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: yellowswoop on April 05, 2011, 08:20:41 PM
Just to inform you stags are beating southport 1-0

Nice one, keep it up and the sale of stationery sets will increase!

If a wembley one becomes avaliable you should get that one.

 ;D
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Brian Flynn on April 05, 2011, 08:25:57 PM
Steady start...no real chances.


Is that you or the team?

That be me!
The team are growing in confidence!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
Commentary is back on Robins Radio
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Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:28:05 PM
Commentary of the year: 37 two ducks on pitch! 0-0
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Post by: dunhamalty on April 05, 2011, 08:29:46 PM
the game must be interesting 2 Ducks on the pitch!
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Post by: Sarf London Alty on April 05, 2011, 08:32:41 PM
Mansfield still doing the business is the main thing tonight.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:33:48 PM
A goal or 2 from R&D would be nice
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Sarf London Alty on April 05, 2011, 08:35:34 PM
Go Stags, 2-0!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:36:54 PM
If Mansfield win their next 3 games do we have a Stag party?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: yellowswoop on April 05, 2011, 08:37:12 PM
2-0 to stags/
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jacko on April 05, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
really got a bad feeling crawley arnt gonna be arsed against southport in a few weeks, hope they get beat till then!!!
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Post by: roytonmike on April 05, 2011, 08:44:48 PM
H/T Mansfield 2-0, Histon 0-0
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Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 08:45:41 PM
Not looking to bad so far
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Post by: York Alty on April 05, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
we don't wnat to be farting about with extra time tonight,
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Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
Agreed there York Alty. Definitely want thi finished inside the 90 minutes
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Post by: taxi Phil on April 05, 2011, 08:49:31 PM
Agreed there York Alty. Definitely want thi finished inside the 90 minutes
Doesn't really matter with tonight's all star line up !
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jacko on April 05, 2011, 08:50:17 PM
so erm.... ive heard were playin somewhere tonight erm.... does anyone know if anythings actually happened or out?  ;D
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 08:53:17 PM
Agreed there York Alty. Definitely want thi finished inside the 90 minutes
Doesn't really matter with tonight's all star line up !

True!
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Post by: fuertes on April 05, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
Delighted with the line-up. Kenny has got it spot on. Don't risk anyone likely to start at the weekend.

The young lads must take heart from the score, too. They appear to be doing their job well against a mid-level semi-pro outfit.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: D.A. ALTY on April 05, 2011, 08:57:39 PM
come on ALTY, finish these f**kers off in the second half otherwise we wont be able to get on our own forum for all the SCUMWICH fans !!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Sarf London Alty on April 05, 2011, 08:59:01 PM
Go York tonight too. Crawley seriously threatening our Conference all time unbeaten run of 28 league games from the immortals of 90-91. Crawley's dirty money mob aren't fit to tie the laces of Paul Showler and Co.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 08:59:14 PM
Delighted with the line-up. Kenny has got it spot on. Don't risk anyone likely to start at the weekend.

The young lads must take heart from the score, too. They appear to be doing their job well against a mid-level semi-pro outfit.

Aye. I'd like to think some of them will be looking to stay at Moss Lane and will be looking to prove themselves tonight.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:01:51 PM
Southport get a goal back at Mansfield

and Rushden score at Histon.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
When's Densmore coming on?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:08:09 PM
When's Densmore coming on?

Ah!
59 bVics press as Densmore and Woods get ready
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
59 DEnsmore and Woods for Sonko and Twiss

Is this to save Twiss for future action or is this very embarrassing for him (I hope its the former)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
59 DEnsmore and Woods for Sonko and Twiss

Is this to save Twiss for future action or is this very embarrassing for him (I hope its the former)

Both
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:16:42 PM
Vics 1 up

66 Fitzpatrick makes space and scores good goal 1-0 to Vics
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
1 down
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Post by: York Alty on April 05, 2011, 09:18:17 PM
1 down IS better than extra time, and yes it causes me pain to say it.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:19:30 PM
1 down IS better than extra time, and yes it causes me pain to say it.

Not so much with no real first choicers playing
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:20:40 PM
71 sub Kidd for Baynes
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:21:39 PM
Another effective perfomance from Baynes?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:24:55 PM
Rushden 2-0 up at Histon - I think we shall be seeing the back of them!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:25:47 PM
Looks that way - just need Mansfield to stay infront against Southport
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:27:07 PM
75 alty not creating any chances

C'mon Alty - don't want to be beaten by the Green n White slime
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:28:30 PM
**** Southport 2-2  :(  :(
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:31:55 PM
Bloody useless Mansfield
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: York Alty on April 05, 2011, 09:33:21 PM
Bloody useless Mansfield
yep.
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Post by: Uncle Globnasty on April 05, 2011, 09:33:43 PM
**** Southport 2-2  :(  :(

Sh*t, that's the worst news of the night
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
2 down
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Post by: York Alty on April 05, 2011, 09:37:14 PM
right, get the lads home and rested now.

2 down forget it.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:37:54 PM
82 Game drifting a bit
85 Fitzpatrick makes it 2-0 with low shot

With the team we have put out surely it is time the Cheshire FA see what absolute disregard this competition is held.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:38:53 PM
Masfield 2 Southport 2 f/t :(
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Post by: Bath Alty on April 05, 2011, 09:39:09 PM
and will doubtless fine us accordingly....
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:39:21 PM
Mansfield 2-2 Southport FT

saves me money on a stationery set anyway!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:40:35 PM
Didnt want a stationary set anyway
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:41:59 PM
3 minutes injury time
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:42:41 PM
Up to date table:

16 Camb'dge Utd 41 10 15 16 50 57 -7 45
17 Barrow 40 10 13 17 44 58 -14 43
18 Tamworth 41 10 13 18 56 73 -17 43
19 Southport 41 10 12 19 53 63 -10 42
20 Hayes & Yead 41 12 6 23 47 75 -28 42
21 Forest Green 41 9 14 18 49 67 -18 41
22 Altrincham 41 10 11 20 41 76 -35 41
23 Eastbourne B 40 8 8 24 55 88 -33 32
24 Histon 40 8 8 24 38 75 -37 27
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Sarf London Alty on April 05, 2011, 09:43:01 PM
Mansfield FFS! Worst news of the night.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:43:13 PM
FT Alty 0 Vics 2

I think I can safely say this for all of us in that as soon as we saw the team we realised that  (a) there was every chance we'd lose and that (b)  Kenny Mc didn't really care that much anyway.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
Up to date table:

16 Camb'dge Utd 41 10 15 16 50 57 -7 45
17 Barrow 40 10 13 17 44 58 -14 43
18 Tamworth 41 10 13 18 56 73 -17 43
19 Southport 41 10 12 19 53 63 -10 42
20 Hayes & Yead 41 12 6 23 47 75 -28 42
21 Forest Green 41 9 14 18 49 67 -18 41
22 Altrincham 41 10 11 20 41 76 -35 41
23 Eastbourne B 40 8 8 24 55 88 -33 32
24 Histon 40 8 8 24 38 75 -37 27

Histon and Eastbourne gone I think. Other then that its going right down to the wire
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 09:46:27 PM
Up to date table:

16 Camb'dge Utd 41 10 15 16 50 57 -7 45
17 Barrow 40 10 13 17 44 58 -14 43
18 Tamworth 41 10 13 18 56 73 -17 43
19 Southport 41 10 12 19 53 63 -10 42
20 Hayes & Yead 41 12 6 23 47 75 -28 42
21 Forest Green 41 9 14 18 49 67 -18 41
22 Altrincham 41 10 11 20 41 76 -35 41
23 Eastbourne B 40 8 8 24 55 88 -33 32
24 Histon 40 8 8 24 38 75 -37 27

Histon and Eastbourne gone I think. Other then that its going right down to the wire


One plus for us is that if Eastbourne down by the last game (Hopefully) they will not be too much of a challenge.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Altyant on April 05, 2011, 09:49:56 PM
I would hope so JD.

How strange that after beating them to gain promotion to the BSP, we might have to beat them to remain in the BSP
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Post by: Sarf London Alty on April 05, 2011, 09:53:54 PM
There's no way we'll be going into the last game without needing a win. Luckily there's also no way that Eastbourne won't already be down by then.
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Post by: taxi Phil on April 05, 2011, 09:59:57 PM
There's no way we'll be going into the last game without needing a win. Luckily there's also no way that Eastbourne won't already be down by then.
With no pressure on them they'll probably play like Barcelona.
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Post by: Darren on April 05, 2011, 10:00:55 PM
Csc cup final attendance 352
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Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 10:01:48 PM
Csc cup final attendance 352

What a useless waste of time.
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Post by: Darren on April 05, 2011, 10:02:24 PM
Csc cup final attendance 352

What a useless waste of time.

Only 11 more at Histon 363
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: vic on April 05, 2011, 10:26:25 PM
Oh dear fancy losing to a pub team.
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Post by: Dougals Dad on April 05, 2011, 10:31:43 PM
Oh dear fancy losing to a pub team.

beating a youth team - pick on someone your own age  ;)
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Post by: Jacko on April 05, 2011, 10:32:41 PM
Oh dear fancy losing to a pub team.
fancy caring about a pub cup.
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Post by: Paul Cain's Chip Pan on April 05, 2011, 10:33:01 PM
Oh dear fancy losing to a pub team.

You've just laboured to a win over a side containing half our youth team.

Congrats.  ;)
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Post by: Graham on April 05, 2011, 10:47:35 PM
Nice to see at the end one of your so called fans attempting to start a fight and having to be manhandled out of the ground....thought you lot didn't care...and as for laboured, it was a stroll in the park.  ;D
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Post by: Alty Dave on April 05, 2011, 10:54:52 PM
Well personally having taken the family and spending money to go in, we were a disgrace. I know I expected some changes but that takes the biscuit. Vics were the better team and I am pissed off. I was chatting to some dabbers fans, who again thought it was poor on the fans who had travelled and spent money going in.

I will say that Beesley, Twiss and Baynes were a waste of space again.

 :-[
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: altrincham on April 05, 2011, 10:58:14 PM
Nice to see at the end one of your so called fans attempting to start a fight and having to be manhandled out of the ground....thought you lot didn't care...and as for laboured, it was a stroll in the park.  ;D

fair play to him!!
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Post by: ALTYGAL on April 05, 2011, 11:25:20 PM
Graham - And nice to see that a person in a prominent position in your club ie Andy Preece resorts to hand gestures and verbal abuse to supporters. If I could be arsed I would be justified in making a formal complaint! What an idiot, every manager\assistant has to learn to take verbals from fans but should not react it wasn't even his argument.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: distancetraveller on April 05, 2011, 11:27:12 PM
Personally I was glad to see wholesale changes for tonight.. Two positive points, Some really promising kids on display from the youth team and secondly great to see Sean have 30 mins

One negative (which I new before the game started)  .. Twiss cant even cut the mustard at Evo stick level.. Waste of fkn space get rid of him ffs The bloke is bone fkn idle

Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: ALTYGAL on April 05, 2011, 11:31:22 PM
Thought Beesley was poor too. Agree about Twiss waste of... Baynes didn't do much again! The youngsters didn't do too bad to be fair.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 05, 2011, 11:36:26 PM
I was also delighted to see so many changes.  No one should have gone tonight and expected to see a first team, I thought it was made pretty clear we couldn't play one if we wanted to.  Rest as many as possible for Saturday.

I thought the youth team lads did well against much more experienced opponents...they held their line well.

There is nothing that needs to be said about the three musketeers, if they have any sense of personal pride they will prove all the doubters wrong in the last five games.

I actually really enjoyed up until Southport equalised.

As for the the handbgs at the end I wouldn't be quite so righteous Graham.  Andy Morrison had to keep a list at one point of all the people he was going to kill in the bar and Jamie Phoenix was into double figures.  The Vics fan who hoped we "died on the way home" was a charmer wasn't he.  There was nothing more than words exchanged, get over it and move on.

As I say well done to the Youth team lads and to Coly as well, you gave your best.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 05, 2011, 11:37:18 PM
Vics were deserved winners, the better team from start to finish. Two quality goals from Fitzpatrick who was the best player on the pitch. A win against Alty and another Cheshire Cup in the bag will do nicely!

On the whole both sets of fans were well behaved as expected apart from some dick head for them that started on a few of our fans, you get them amongst all fan bases, he was a loser. Thought the attendance was a little disappointing as well.

Enough of the excuses, you had a team out with a number of decent players for you that you would think could do the job against an Evo -Stik team. It would appear not. On the evidence of tonight you'll be hard pushed to stay up in the Conference. Lol
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 05, 2011, 11:40:14 PM
Vics were deserved winners, the better team from start to finish. Two quality goals from Fitzpatrick who was the best player on the pitch. A win against Alty and another Cheshire Cup in the bag will do nicely!

On the whole both sets of fans were well behaved as expected apart from some dick head for them that started on a few of our fans, you get them amongst all fan bases, he was a loser. Thought the attendance was a little disappointing as well.

Enough of the excuses, you had a team out with a number of decent players for you that you would think could do the job against an Evo -Stik team. It would appear not. On the evidence of tonight you'll be hard pushed to stay up in the Conference. Lol

Which part of eleven changes from Saturday and the whole back four of the Youth team are you struggling with?

And if that was you playing well...good grief I'd hate to see it when you struggle.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 05, 2011, 11:47:10 PM
You did make a lot of changes but there were some notbale players out there such as Beesley, Brown, Baynes and Twiss. Remember we're also a very young side that play at Evo - Stik Premier Division level. Can't say I was very impressed. If that's a Blue Square Premier team then I worry for you lot!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 05, 2011, 11:50:52 PM
You did make a lot of changes but there were some notbale players out there such as Beesley, Brown, Baynes and Twiss. Remember we're also a very young side that play at Evo - Stik Premier Division level. Can't say I was very impressed. If that's a Blue Square Premier team then I worry for you lot!

Are you being serious of just trying to get a rise from me?

If thats a Blue Square Premier team then you worry?

Its not..its 5 of our youth team, our 2nd keeper, two fellas from Curzon Ashton and the four names you mentioned are the four worst players at the club.

I wouldn't waste any time worrying about us....your club is slowly dying.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: bumble on April 05, 2011, 11:52:25 PM
When ballons, beachballs, and ducks provide more entertainment than the football.... You should be worried

It was a nothing first half...no big chances, our youth players coped well

To beat a team of youth players,  2 players who are based in leagues below yourself...,must make you feel proud
 
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jacko on April 05, 2011, 11:55:09 PM
You did make a lot of changes but there were some notbale players out there such as Beesley, Brown, Baynes and Twiss. Remember we're also a very young side that play at Evo - Stik Premier Division level. Can't say I was very impressed. If that's a Blue Square Premier team then I worry for you lot!
at least come on here and celebrate your victory or try and rub are nose in it, but to try and make out our first team isn't a bsp outfit shows your clearly a deluded cretin
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 05, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Four players that play week in week out in the Blue Square Premier, have experience in that league and higher for most of their careers against a bunch of young lads which is what our team is. I thought we played really well. Didn't rate your youth players much either. Chill. Excuses at the end of the day man, we beat you fair and square. As for our club dying, sort the singing out, the songs were sh*t! Lol ;)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:00:06 AM
How about actually get some fans singing? Your lot looked like they were at a fkn funeral, Victoria Stadium has absolutely no atmosphere.
With your singing, each fan seemed to join in at a different time like you didn't know what you were doing. We had boogie col! ;D
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: SW on April 06, 2011, 12:02:56 AM
Thank f*ck we got that pointless charade out of the way without further damage to our thin squad. Onward to FGR, where it matters.

Slime fans.....just be grateful our priorities let you see something shiny.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:06:35 AM
How about actually get some fans singing? Your lot looked like they were at a fkn funeral, Victoria Stadium has absolutely no atmosphere.
With your singing, each fan seemed to join in at a different time like you didn't know what you were doing. We had boogie col! ;D

Seriously, enjoy your day in the sun. There won't be many more once Walter Mitty gets bored.

And as for lecturing us on singing...its the first time I think I have ever heard us sing at a Cheshire cup game..so it was more in jest than anything else.  I was unaware you sang at all.

It seems you'll not be swayed from your belief (despite fifty pre match posts on here and our team selection) that we really weren't arsed.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Dougals Dad on April 06, 2011, 12:06:59 AM
Thank f*ck we got that pointless charade out of the way without further damage to our thin squad. Onward to FGR, where it matters.

Slime fans.....just be grateful our priorities let you see something shiny.

I think you sum the whole thing up perfectly SW.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:07:23 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on April 06, 2011, 12:08:54 AM
Thought that Mister Heslop's Youth Team back four acquitted themselves well and certainly didn't let us down.

However, in total contrast, The Three Stooges comprising Messrs. Baynes; Beesley and Twiss were embarrassingly abject.

Have these three no pride whatsoever?

I was going to use the adjective 'gutless' to describe Twiss but it doesn't apply - for obvious reasons.

Shameful.

We now face five pivotal fixtures to try and preserve our BSBP status and the fact that, at some stage, we will have to rely on that trio of spineless charlatans to try and make a telling contribution frankly terrifies me.


Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:09:46 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol

Nice one, it only took you half an hour for you to see it.  Consider yourself educated.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:10:49 AM
Nice one, it only took you half an hour for you to see it.  Consider yourself educated.
Are you that idiot by any chance? ;) ;D
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:12:25 AM
Nice one, it only took you half an hour for you to see it.  Consider yourself educated.
Are you that idiot by any chance? ;) ;D

God no...if I'd have started on you you'd have still been picking up your teeth now. I'm absolutely rock hard.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe on April 06, 2011, 12:12:57 AM

 Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol


Mike Connett?

Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: SW on April 06, 2011, 12:14:07 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol

1.Couldn't give a flying one.

2.It was mainly our youth team, so point being?

3. Correct, we don't.

4. Obviously otherwise we might have tried tonight.

5. You've always been the slime, was tonight your first game?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:14:32 AM
[God no...if I'd have started on you you'd have still been picking up your teeth now. I'm absolutely rock hard.
Definately! ;) ;D

Nah bit of banter lads, good game tonight and good luck for the rest of the season. Hope you stay up. Mean it. Not lol :-*
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: safe95 on April 06, 2011, 12:19:07 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol


Don't think it was Lol, but whoever it was he obviously mistook you for a bunch of gurning, interbred slimonauts. ROFL.. That is all.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:22:44 AM
Don't think it was Lol, but whoever it was he obviously mistook you for a bunch of gurning, interbred slimonauts. ROFL.. That is all.
That must have been him and your fans! :-*
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 06, 2011, 12:23:55 AM
safe95....you are missed...when can we see you back mate?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jacko on April 06, 2011, 12:24:10 AM
Excuses pouring out haha

Oooh it was our youth team.

We don't care about the Cheshire Cup.

We have relegation issues in the league.

Our fans slime? Who was that tosser that started on some of our fans then? Lol
by the way have you got that huge list of the 56 players you've had on your books this season? Could do with a laugh cheers
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Mick on April 06, 2011, 12:26:19 AM
Always gonna happen guys with this 'competition' - some Alty fan moaning about the lack of first team players on show having travelled - and some 14yr old Vics fan crowing when they beat the youth team
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:27:26 AM
by the way have you got that huge list of the 56 players you've had on your books this season? Could do with a laugh cheers
Admittedly, can't defend that mate. It's shocking the amount of players coming in and out. You in the relegation zone by any chance? Alty scum going down! How predictable was it that your first song would be pee in a green and white pot. Jeez :)

19 btw lad ;)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jacko on April 06, 2011, 12:36:00 AM
by the way have you got that huge list of the 56 players you've had on your books this season? Could do with a laugh cheers
Admittedly, can't defend that mate. It's shocking the amount of players coming in and out. You in the relegation zone by any chance? Alty scum going down! How predictable was it that your first song would be pee in a green and white pot. Jeez :)

19 btw lad ;)
:D is that your age? Well done, so what's micklelover sports stadium like? Did u take many there?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:39:56 AM
:D is that your age? Well done, so what's micklelover sports stadium like? Did u take many there?
Yeah, it is. Mickleover's not the best ground, nor are many of them in that league. We took a good 40-50.  Nantwich is one of the better ones believe it or not bud. Nothing is sh*tter than Moss Lane though. It's falling down! :P
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Mick on April 06, 2011, 12:44:06 AM
Just forget it fella's..............352 from both towns, plus Nantwich locals and Cheshire FA guests says it all
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:46:03 AM
Just forget it fella's..............352 from both towns, plus Nantwich locals and Cheshire FA guests says it all
That's the other thing. Piss poor away following from yout lot. Thought you were taking five coaches? Lol

What is that Alty lad that comes on our forum as well? He'd made up his excuses before the game! haha
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Mick on April 06, 2011, 12:46:25 AM
All
Leave Dick Jockey (DJ) alone now........let him celebrate - there is nothing more to be said about tonight.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:49:17 AM
All
Leave Dick Jockey (DJ) alone now........let him celebrate - there is nothing more to be said about tonight.
Banter lads. Balance things up a bit.

Which situation would I rather have? Mid table evo stik premier division side with gates of 300, bags of debt and a bleak looking future or a conf premier side all be it struggling with gates of near enough 1000 and that has stability and is well ran. Got to hand it to you lads there!

As for the win tonight, only papers up the cracks but im not complaining as it's always good to beat Alty!

Right good luck for rest of the season. Hope you stay up! :)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Mick on April 06, 2011, 12:51:21 AM
Cheers DJ....now leave it alone

Northwich Victoria - Cheshire Senior Cup Winners 2011
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 12:54:08 AM
Cheers DJ....now leave it alone

Northwich Victoria - Cheshire Senior Cup Winners 2011
Cheers Pal :)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: wayno on April 06, 2011, 06:59:52 AM
Great laugh last night shame about the result but the lads did us proud :)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jezza on April 06, 2011, 07:26:40 AM
As an Alty fan who can well remember the very real rivalry between Conference side Alty and Evo stick Vics before they went sh*t and bust, I was so un-arsed about last night's game I forgot it was on.....just logged on this morning and noticed our youth side played creditably in a county cup final against Northwich 2007 Ltd....or is that 2008 Ltd....

Well done Ken on getting our priorities straight....well done to those who travelled to watch this meaningless game that's real dedication for you....well done the youth team....finally well done to all those who made the point by staying away including our first team.

I'll bet we get fined for fielding that side....if so we should aim to make an away game in the competition next season a zero attendance...

If anyone from the cheshire FA is doing their market research by reading this forum then can i just say....if that was a pre season game final the attendance would have been 2,000 and we'd have had all our starlets for your big wigs to watchand it'd have been a 6-0 spectacle to the club from the top tier of non league.

Back to first team affairs and FGR on Saturday.....wonder who vics 1st team are playing sat'dee and will they be holding an open top bus parade to the match?
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jezza on April 06, 2011, 07:31:18 AM

PS...just so the vics fans get a chance to see them this season...here is a picture of our first team;


(http://www.lusa.u-net.com/1103262046a.JPG)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 06, 2011, 08:10:51 AM
I hope the suits from the Cheshire FA had a really good time last night.

We heard from a very good source that the reason for having it at Nantwich was that the catering for the dignatries was better than at Wincham Park.

That game would have had double the crowd at Witton last night and everyone would have made more money.

And if any of them happen to pop on this morning this morning to see how things Were enjoyed then a little reminder.

IN THE EYES OF THE F.A THE CHESHIRE CUP FINAL IS NOT A FIRST TEAM FIXTURE, IT'S A RESERVE TEAM FIXTURE.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: safe95 on April 06, 2011, 10:08:59 AM
safe95....you are missed...when can we see you back mate?


Cheers, Ecky. I did turn out at AFC Wimbledon the other week but, apart from Al Murray and Rocky 'Don't tell anyone I'm a banker' Robin, faces from the old days were thin on the ground. Now you know who has gone a visit to Moss Lane would be good soon. Here's hoping for a victory at FGR.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Mallorca Alty on April 06, 2011, 10:34:26 AM
I was more pissed off paying £9.70 to get the train from Chester to Crewe and the beer in Nantwich being nearly £3 a pint than the result last night.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Uncle Globnasty on April 06, 2011, 10:57:16 AM
safe95....you are missed...when can we see you back mate?

Cheers, Ecky. I did turn out at AFC Wimbledon the other week but, apart from Al Murray and Rocky 'Don't tell anyone I'm a banker' Robin, faces from the old days were thin on the ground. Now you know who has gone a visit to Moss Lane would be good soon. Here's hoping for a victory at FGR.


Is that who I think it is? From Todmorden way? If so, where have you been and how the hell are you? If not, ignore me and my middle-aged dementia.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: andrewflynn on April 06, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
As for our club dying, sort the singing out, the songs were sh*t! Lol ;)

Were you the Vics fan who stood in silence all game? Or were you the one who stood in silence? Perhaps, you may have been that lad who stood in silence throughout the game?

Most pitiful support I've seen, I expected a lot more from you lot to be honest.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jezza on April 06, 2011, 12:30:35 PM
Assuming safe95 is who we/I think it is can you please IM me when you are planning to make it to moss lane as due to circumstances I can't make it very often and I would hate to miss your visit.,,,,I think this club needs some decent PR....

Mark M
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: vic on April 06, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
Just listen to yourselves, 9 page thread for a cup you claim not to care about.
Would the bloke at the end have given say York fans the same stick I don't think so.
Yes the cup is crap but not bad for a middle table Unibond team in our cup final.

Now seriously good luck V's FGR. See how they get out of it this time.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jacko on April 06, 2011, 12:51:03 PM
Just listen to yourselves, 9 page thread for a cup you claim not to care about.
Would the bloke at the end have given say York fans the same stick I don't think so.
Yes the cup is crap but not bad for a middle table Unibond team in our cup final.

Now seriously good luck V's FGR. See how they get out of it this time.
I bet you havent seen a 9 page thread for a while have you  ;D dont get jealous!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: markecky on April 06, 2011, 01:08:48 PM
Just listen to yourselves, 9 page thread for a cup you claim not to care about.
Would the bloke at the end have given say York fans the same stick I don't think so.
Yes the cup is crap but not bad for a middle table Unibond team in our cup final.

Now seriously good luck V's FGR. See how they get out of it this time.

Did a nasty man shout at you...jog on now you bore.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: bumble on April 06, 2011, 01:28:19 PM
Just listen to yourselves, 9 page thread for a cup you claim not to care about.
Would the bloke at the end have given say York fans the same stick I don't think so.
Yes the cup is crap but not bad for a middle table Unibond team in our cup final.

Now seriously good luck V's FGR. See how they get out of it this time.
I bet you havent seen a 9 page thread for a while have you  ;D dont get jealous!
Nearly 10 ;)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: altytony1 on April 06, 2011, 01:48:00 PM
listen to you all.
well done to northwich,you deserved to win i was there alty looked like they had bigger things on there mind, it was a bad match.2 good goals from your star man,good left foot that kid.i was sat with a northwich fan for the second half great chat, and he also wished us luck in staying up,cant you guys just enjoy football,respect costs nothing,hating makes you hate yourself.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: altrincham on April 06, 2011, 02:04:38 PM
listen to you all.
well done to northwich,you deserved to win i was there alty looked like they had bigger things on there mind, it was a bad match.2 good goals from your star man,good left foot that kid.i was sat with a northwich fan for the second half great chat, and he also wished us luck in staying up,cant you guys just enjoy football,respect costs nothing,hating makes you hate yourself.

made me giggle that :D
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: altytony1 on April 06, 2011, 02:26:18 PM
listen to you all.
well done to northwich,you deserved to win i was there alty looked like they had bigger things on there mind, it was a bad match.2 good goals from your star man,good left foot that kid.i was sat with a northwich fan for the second half great chat, and he also wished us luck in staying up,cant you guys just enjoy football,respect costs nothing,hating makes you hate yourself.

made me giggle that :D
least i made you laugh then,job done...
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Jezza on April 06, 2011, 02:27:01 PM
not bad for a middle table Unibond team in our cup final

says it all.....sorry lads...just wanted to get this thread the 10 pages it deserved!

we used to pi$$ in a green and white pot but it's not fit to even pi$$ in now.....well, not in a county youth cup match anyway....it would be nice to pit wits against vics on a level again and then you'll see what hate really is....so good luck vics in rising from the ashes coz we aint planning on going anywhere!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: timbo13 on April 06, 2011, 02:56:40 PM
Does anyone know if GR was one of the photographers at last night's game. I'd be interested in seeing what pictures there are of the youth teamers. It's likely to be the last time this season (and perhaps ever) that they get a chance to represent Altrincham FC (I hesitate to call last night "turning out for the first team").
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: bumble on April 06, 2011, 03:01:28 PM
Does anyone know if GR was one of the photographers at last night's game. I'd be interested in seeing what pictures there are of the youth teamers. It's likely to be the last time this season (and perhaps ever) that they get a chance to represent Altrincham FC (I hesitate to call last night "turning out for the first team").

Theo kidd made the back page of the altrincham advertiser

TBH, the headline:           ALTY'S AGONY

     ALTRINCHAM TURN ATTENTION TO LEAGUE AFTER CUP FINAL CRASH

is a bit off the mark...
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: timbo13 on April 06, 2011, 03:05:02 PM
Cheers Jack. Any news of other photographic evidence (especially of Ash Woods) will be gratefully received.


Edit: and that's 10"  ;)
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Foz on April 06, 2011, 03:21:20 PM
Does anyone know if GR was one of the photographers at last night's game. I'd be interested in seeing what pictures there are of the youth teamers. It's likely to be the last time this season (and perhaps ever) that they get a chance to represent Altrincham FC (I hesitate to call last night "turning out for the first team").

Tim,

I can confirm Gavin was present at the game, and was taking photos.

Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: timbo13 on April 06, 2011, 03:26:21 PM
Ta muchly.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: safe95 on April 06, 2011, 03:33:33 PM
safe95....you are missed...when can we see you back mate?

Cheers, Ecky. I did turn out at AFC Wimbledon the other week but, apart from Al Murray and Rocky 'Don't tell anyone I'm a banker' Robin, faces from the old days were thin on the ground. Now you know who has gone a visit to Moss Lane would be good soon. Here's hoping for a victory at FGR.


Is that who I think it is? From Todmorden way? If so, where have you been and how the hell are you? If not, ignore me and my middle-aged dementia.


Ah, Globbers, it is indeed myself stuck in the inhospitable wastes of the Pennine wilderness,but at least it isn't Bacup. I am well but currently in the midst of a divorce and all that entails. Hope you are well. Heathcote out.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: safe95 on April 06, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
Assuming safe95 is who we/I think it is can you please IM me when you are planning to make it to moss lane as due to circumstances I can't make it very often and I would hate to miss your visit.,,,,I think this club needs some decent PR....

Mark M

Hi Mark...it would be great to meet up with all the old crew, I'll put on here when I do plan to visit. Eyes right.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: DJ on April 06, 2011, 04:37:15 PM
Got to say Nantwich were terribly under prepared for the game last night. There were issues with the car parking for a coach, it went over a bridge where the sign said no HGVs or something like that, the programmes sold out and there was no hot food when I went for some at half time, not even a Yorkie chocolate bar. Can't they even cater for a gate of 415? Jeez and I thought Vics were bad!
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: bumble on April 06, 2011, 04:46:35 PM
Got to say Nantwich were terribly under prepared for the game last night. There were issues with the car parking for a coach, it went over a bridge where the sign said no HGVs or something like that, the programmes sold out and there was no hot food when I went for some at half time, not even a Yorkie chocolate bar. Can't they even cater for a gate of 415? Jeez and I thought Vics were bad!

i agree, i went just before kick off

no burgers, no chips, i had the last peas...... last night the snack bar could have made a fair bit if prepared
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: bumble on April 06, 2011, 04:46:51 PM
Cheers Jack. Any news of other photographic evidence (especially of Ash Woods) will be gratefully received.


Edit: and that's 10"  ;)

heres some
http://www.altyfans.co.uk/index.php?PHPSESSID=g0ugh0ak05acj4hunvgvr3sa22&topic=12297.msg139854#new (http://www.altyfans.co.uk/index.php?PHPSESSID=g0ugh0ak05acj4hunvgvr3sa22&topic=12297.msg139854#new)


Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: whiskyalty on April 06, 2011, 06:52:54 PM
safe95 look forward to seeing you at moss lane again a place were you belong watching the reds not the blues let me know when your down so we can have a pint like the old days.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: safe95 on April 06, 2011, 07:12:10 PM
safe95 look forward to seeing you at moss lane again a place were you belong watching the reds not the blues let me know when your down so we can have a pint like the old days.

I most certainly will. But I hope you mean a pint of beer not a pint of whisky - you would probably cope with that, but I bloody wouldn't.
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: SW on April 06, 2011, 08:39:39 PM
safe95 look forward to seeing you at moss lane again a place were you belong watching the reds not the blues let me know when your down so we can have a pint like the old days.

I most certainly will. But I hope you mean a pint of beer not a pint of whisky - you would probably cope with that, but I bloody wouldn't.

You'll have to earn it though, I'd say a 3 mile walk down the canal. ;)

(in joke, sorry, needs better PR"
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Uncle Globnasty on April 06, 2011, 10:47:59 PM
Ah, Globbers, it is indeed myself stuck in the inhospitable wastes of the Pennine wilderness,but at least it isn't Bacup. I am well but currently in the midst of a divorce and all that entails. Hope you are well. Heathcote out.

Ah good man, sorry to hear about the divorce...life's rich tapestry often unravels in places. I'm now stuck in the wilds of rural County Wexford and don't get over as often as I'd like. Would be good to co-ordinate an invasion of the Boddies snatchers, although it may have to wait till next season now (Grimsby away is my one and only in what's left of this season)....here's hoping it's still the BSP.

Good to hear from you....too long
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: safe95 on April 07, 2011, 12:04:18 AM
Ah, Globbers, it is indeed myself stuck in the inhospitable wastes of the Pennine wilderness,but at least it isn't Bacup. I am well but currently in the midst of a divorce and all that entails. Hope you are well. Heathcote out.

Ah good man, sorry to hear about the divorce...life's rich tapestry often unravels in places. I'm now stuck in the wilds of rural County Wexford and don't get over as often as I'd like. Would be good to co-ordinate an invasion of the Boddies snatchers, although it may have to wait till next season now (Grimsby away is my one and only in what's left of this season)....here's hoping it's still the BSP.

Good to hear from you....too long

I  think that next season we should all arrange a game we can manage and get the whole lot of us together to a game to remember old and good times, good craic, good friends and some who are no longer with us but who are never forgotten. Best to you.  P.S. f**k off silkmen. 
Title: Re: The couldn't care less match thread.
Post by: Uncle Globnasty on April 07, 2011, 02:53:10 PM
I  think that next season we should all arrange a game we can manage and get the whole lot of us together to a game to remember old and good times, good craic, good friends and some who are no longer with us but who are never forgotten. Best to you.  P.S. f**k off silkmen. 

Definitely, on all counts.