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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: whopper on October 10, 2012, 10:44:32 PM
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Following on from ecky's rendition of hinckerly hinckerly hincker...ly!!!
How about grimbys: woooooo alan connell ... he came from somewhere down south now he plays for town !!!
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not heard more than once or twice during trophy / cup games but
You've got AIDS and VD
You're not going to Wem ber lee!
when their keeper was taking a goal kick.
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Southport chant of "We're not fans we're football hooligans" replied to straight away by Alty fans with "You're not fans you're fourth year juniors!"
Top bombing! :D
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Farsley's "Get into them, F**K THEM UP!!" was quite memorable.
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Vics fans pathetic one and a half liner ...."a-northwich...a-north <fade to silence>"
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1984 ? cup final replay after brighton had almost beaten manchester united in the first game (smith must score)
Steve foster had been unable to play in the first game and the press had built it up that with him back in the team brighton were going to thrash united .
Wembley with 92,000 people in 86,000 of which appear to be supporting united who go 4-0 up with 10 minutes to go 88,000 people start singing
Stevie foster stevie foster ..............what a difference you have made, what a difference you have made.
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Anyone who was in Woking's shed the final game of the '18 points' season (05-06) 'Were staying up, were going down, were staying up, were going down, we don't know what the fcuk is going on' to the tune of Yellow Submarine and accompanying standing up and sitting down movements. If I recall this was followed by getting smashed in their bar on the Cardinal Gold and London Alty starting that old family favourite 'Win or lose on the booze'. Despite the bizarre circumstances that goes down as an all time classic away day for me.
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1983
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There are so many good ones.
I seem to remember:
"Half a pound of tupenny rice, half a pound of treacle, that's the way the money goes, I shagged your gran" being chanted to the tune of pop goes the weasel at one goalkeeper or other (Frickley, maybe?).
And this one I can't remember where it was but I'm almost 100% sure it was Bezzer that started singing "Flymo, Flymo, we're off to cut the grass" to the tune of Hi-Ho from Snow White.
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And this one I can't remember where it was but I'm almost 100% sure it was Bezzer that started singing "Flymo, Flymo, we're off to cut the grass" to the tune of Hi-Ho from Snow White.
I think that was also from the Woking 05/06 game. Always sing that in my head when I'm getting said lawnmower out of the shed!!!
Hughesy and Jimmy brought out the classic 'Your Georgie' on Saturday for George Melling, completely forgot about that one. Also ''What's it like to lose at Stoke'' to Stevenage fans on that opening day back in the Conference.
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Bez has a great knack of coming out with great off the cuff one off chants...."BMX, here they come, Nuneaton there's three of 'em.." is a particular favourite.
Also love the technical ones that Jimmy has made up at work...."Eddie and Val" is one of my favourites (not that its technical)
Most of the other funny ones I've started so it would be wrong to list them :)
I always used to love doing "this is all we get at home" to a packed away end before they did it in the Conference which often drew applause from the away fans.
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Worlds sh*ttest boyband
Twenty minutes in the car...
The half hearted rendition of Mambo Aiya at Eastwood last year
He comes in bimos car, hes gonna be a star.... Piergianni!
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Stuart, Stuart Terry, Stuart Terry on the wing
This is how it feels to be Alty (sung by Barrow)
Kingy walks on water (sung so well once down at Bath)
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Best one i have ever heard at Moss lane is not a chant but a song Wrexham Lager (tune of bread of heaven) started off by a lone Wrexham fan in the main stand then carried through to the away end sang by
1600 Welshman on there first visit
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v Northwich at home all wearing chefs hats in the Golf Road :-
CHEFS GOT ALL YOUR MONEY, CHEFS GOT ALL YOUR MONEY.
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oh Barry Crowe, Barry Barry Barry Crowe, Barry Barry Barry Crowe, Barry Barry Barry Crowe
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Ooh ahhh ooh ahhh Dave Cockram
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oh Barry Crowe, Barry Barry Barry Crowe, Barry Barry Barry Crowe, Barry Barry Barry Crowe
Aaaargh, beat me to it!!
And was there ever a more apt chant than 'Skip to the ball, Paul Showler'?
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Putting aside the history for one second, I do quite like the Grimsby fans chant of "We piss on your fish, yes we do, yes we do"
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Rod Thornley, Rod Thornley de de de de d e ded ed ede de de. And I would walk 500 miles...
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"With all due respect, you're not very good"
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"You're very average, we'll see you next year"
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anyone share my opinion that Runcorn fans were generally very very quiet?
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I know it's not non-league but still very funny- Celtic fans chant at Rangers keeper Andy Goram, who had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:
TWO ANDY GORAMS, THERES ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS