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Mick

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Toilet rolls and player transfers
« on: July 27, 2011, 09:34:58 PM »
The new owner of Stockport (businessman - Tony Evans) makes an interesting statement concerning the purchase of toilet rolls and new strikers.

Apparantly he scrutinises the 'deal' like his life depends on it  :-[. Maybe that is why he is a rich man, I just get my bog-roll from Aldi, don't really give it much thought.
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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 10:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Mick on July 27, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
The new owner of Stockport (businessman - Tony Evans) makes an interesting statement concerning the purchase of toilet rolls and new strikers.

Apparantly he scrutinises the 'deal' like his life depends on it  :-[. Maybe that is why he is a rich man, I just get my bog-roll from Aldi, don't really give it much thought.

Lidl 4-ply ten pack is better!
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York Alty

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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 10:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Jennifers Dad on July 27, 2011, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Mick on July 27, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
The new owner of Stockport (businessman - Tony Evans) makes an interesting statement concerning the purchase of toilet rolls and new strikers.

Apparantly he scrutinises the 'deal' like his life depends on it  :-[. Maybe that is why he is a rich man, I just get my bog-roll from Aldi, don't really give it much thought.

Lidl 4-ply ten pack is better!

talk is cheap...show us the evidence!
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taxi Phil

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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 12:17:01 AM »
Quote from: Mick on July 27, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
The new owner of Stockport (businessman - Tony Evans) makes an interesting statement concerning the purchase of toilet rolls and new strikers.

Apparantly he scrutinises the 'deal' like his life depends on it  :-[. Maybe that is why he is a rich man, I just get my bog-roll from Aldi, don't really give it much thought.
I assume it's just bog standard...........
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Jacko

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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 12:28:31 AM »
i wish everybody would stop talking shxx on here.............. ;)
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nipski123

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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 06:23:14 AM »
Quote from: Quit your jibba jabba fool on July 28, 2011, 12:28:31 AM
i wish everybody would stop talking shxx on here.............. ;)
    He wants to concentrate on number 9s not a number 2
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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 08:44:41 AM »
He will be flush with success if they have a good season.

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taxi Phil

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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 09:35:51 AM »
Quote from: distancetraveller on July 28, 2011, 08:44:41 AM
He will be flush with success if they have a good season.


It's more likely they'll be going down the pan.
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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 12:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Mick on July 27, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
The new owner of Stockport (businessman - Tony Evans) makes an interesting statement concerning the purchase of toilet rolls and new strikers.

Apparantly he scrutinises the 'deal' like his life depends on it  :-[. Maybe that is why he is a rich man, I just get my bog-roll from Aldi, don't really give it much thought.

Since his companies have gone bust several times, maybe thats why he is rich >:(

Either way, I think Stockbust will just BOWL along in mid-table.
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Jenga

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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2011, 12:30:23 PM »
Quote from: taxi Phil on July 28, 2011, 09:35:51 AM
Quote from: distancetraveller on July 28, 2011, 08:44:41 AM
He will be flush with success if they have a good season.


It's more likely they'll be going down the pan.

Please dont poo poo his thought process.
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Jenga

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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2011, 12:31:15 PM »
Quote from: nipski123 on July 28, 2011, 06:23:14 AM
Quote from: Quit your jibba jabba fool on July 28, 2011, 12:28:31 AM
i wish everybody would stop talking shxx on here.............. ;)
    He wants to concentrate on number 9s not a number 2
If he can save that much money he should be signing Kakka!
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Re: Toilet rolls and player transfers
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2011, 01:53:59 PM »
Quote from: Jenga on July 28, 2011, 12:31:15 PM
Quote from: nipski123 on July 28, 2011, 06:23:14 AM
Quote from: Quit your jibba jabba fool on July 28, 2011, 12:28:31 AM
i wish everybody would stop talking shxx on here.............. ;)
    He wants to concentrate on number 9s not a number 2
If he can save that much money he should be signing Kakka!

If they dont start the season well he could well be in the Kakka  ;)
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Robin Reliant

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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »


If they dont start the season well he could well be in the Kakka  ;)
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If they dont buy some players soon, they wont be starting it at all......
unlike Wrexham who are calling off their friendlies as the players havent been paid.
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York Alty

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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2011, 05:28:20 PM »
sounds like Wrexham are heading for skid row...
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taxi Phil

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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 08:22:36 PM »
Quote from: York Alty on July 28, 2011, 05:28:20 PM
sounds like Wrexham are heading for skid row...
It's beneath my dignity to combine a skid mark joke with a loo roll topic.
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