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wonderstuff

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Bloody vuvuzelas
« on: July 20, 2010, 12:47:24 AM »
So, who do we think will be the first away fans to bring vuvuzelas?
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taxi Phil

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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:17:23 AM »
Crawley for sure.
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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 08:20:47 AM »
Someone had one of the fkn things at Nantwich last Sat...

There the tradition  in S. Africa .. Just dont bring them over here..


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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 08:43:11 AM »
There a fad, the more people go on about them the longer they will stay around.

If there ignored then people will eventually get fed up with blowing them. Hopefully  ;D
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markecky

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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 08:45:35 AM »
They need to be banned at Moss Lane.

They add nothing to the matchday experience, aren't remotely funny and are damn annoying.
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ArmchairAlty

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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 08:49:08 AM »
Anyone who turns up at ML with a Vuvu in their mouth may find they leave with it in an entirely different orifice!

Ahem!
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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 08:58:02 AM »
Tottenham have banned them from White Hart Lane. Every other club in the land should follow suit.
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Come on Alty!

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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 09:10:00 AM »
Quote from: ALTY 1981 on July 20, 2010, 08:58:02 AM
Tottenham have banned them from White Hart Lane. Every other club in the land should follow suit.

Spurs have the Wailing Wall of White Hart Lane to keep the fans happy  :D
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Jezza

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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 11:33:01 AM »
They are a health and safety menace in that someone could go deaf and then sue the club....having bought this up to everyone's attention they will now surely have to be banned....
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markecky

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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 11:49:09 AM »
Quote from: RedRedRobin on July 20, 2010, 08:49:08 AM
Anyone who turns up at ML with a Vuvu in their mouth may find they leave with it in an entirely different orifice!

Ahem!

Indeed..and you try getting one of them out of your ear.
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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 12:20:12 PM »
Quote from: markecky on July 20, 2010, 11:49:09 AM
Quote from: RedRedRobin on July 20, 2010, 08:49:08 AM
Anyone who turns up at ML with a Vuvu in their mouth may find they leave with it in an entirely different orifice!

Ahem!

Indeed..and you try getting one of them out of your ear.


Via your Arsehole (or Saunders) as they say outside of Wrexham  :D
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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 06:02:17 PM »
One in each ear might be ideal!!
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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 06:06:30 PM »

On the plus side, their constant drone could drown out David Birch's constant drone...?


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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2010, 08:26:41 PM »
Yes, but what if HE buys one?  :o
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Re: Bloody vuvuzelas
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2010, 09:37:34 PM »
Quote from: Saughall Robin on July 20, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
Yes, but what if HE buys one?  :o

If its vuvuzelas or David's constant fkn moaning where can I buy one  :D
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