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 Brief encounters, while watching alty
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NorthernMonkey

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Re: Brief encounters, while watching alty
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2013, 11:10:51 AM »

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light,
Pretend you're Alty,
You don't have to wear that shirt of red and white,
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that scarf tonight,
Walk Moss Lane for money,
You don't care if I'm fat or if I'm light.

A song there about a prostitute. Doesn’t say what her surname is. Must give her a call sometime. Although the effects of 23 years on the game, would not render her pleasurable to mine eye.

I really chuckled at that.  ;D
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tottenham alty

  • Guest
Re: Brief encounters, while watching alty
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2013, 01:57:20 AM »

Have we attempted to sell her advertising ?  ;)

Please no smoking in the prostitution family stand.

brilliant  ;D
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markecky

  • Guest
Re: Brief encounters, while watching alty
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2013, 09:32:15 AM »

Its now been confirmed as a blouse with some red and white on. 

Probably the closest you'll get to an Alty kit in the town centre although new supporters wouldn't know that to be fair.  It looks like alty styled ladies of the night are still a while off yet.
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taxi Phil

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Re: Brief encounters, while watching alty
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2013, 12:09:53 PM »

Its now been confirmed as a blouse with some red and white on. 

Probably the closest you'll get to an Alty kit in the town centre although new supporters wouldn't know that to be fair.  It looks like alty styled ladies of the night are still a while off yet.
Are we sure it was a blouse ? Maybe she was naked beneath the coat, and had a rather nasty rash  ;)
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thegazelle

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Re: Brief encounters, while watching alty
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2013, 04:03:50 PM »

Its now been confirmed as a blouse with some red and white on. 

Probably the closest you'll get to an Alty kit in the town centre although new supporters wouldn't know that to be fair.  It looks like alty styled ladies of the night are still a while off yet.
Are we sure it was a blouse ? Maybe she was naked beneath the coat, and had a rather nasty rash  ;)


just had a double take there thought the last word began with a G
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Get back in yer box!

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Re: Brief encounters, while watching alty
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2013, 12:36:36 PM »

Get back in my box?...   ;D
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