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[JDN]

On my way back from Histon on Tuesday night,  I was standing at the taxi rank waiting for my taxi home at 2:30am,
When this not so young lady approached me and asked" if I wanted any business"?
I was quite shocked as I did not think that sort of thing went on in Altringham, but what shocked me even more was
She was wearing an Altrincham A.F.C top under her coat.
So what other strange activities goes on in Altrincham when the football finishes?
I thought it was a town of daily mail lovers.

I been thinking it for a bit mate, but this confims it, your not all there are you mate?

[RageAgainstTheFirstTeam]

I hope our 13 pound admission prices and pound cans of coke have not forced any of our pie bloated fans to sell their creaking bodies.

I once thought I'd slipped into the Twilight Zone during an away trip, but it turns out I was just in Workington.

[Amsterdam Alty]

I am actually speechless I thought hookers played a different sport to football

Still a ball sport mind

[Hamilton]

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light,
Pretend you're Alty,
You don't have to wear that shirt of red and white,
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that scarf tonight,
Walk Moss Lane for money,
You don't care if I'm fat or if I'm light.

A song there about a prostitute. Doesn’t say what her surname is. Must give her a call sometime. Although the effects of 23 years on the game, would not render her pleasurable to mine eye.

Very LOLs

[markecky]

Just out of interest, did you get her card?

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

This seems like an opportune moment to disclose that the author of the blog Belle de Jour: Diary of a London Call Girl once offered me her favours in return for my copy of a rare Cammell Laird versus Altrincham Cheshire Senior Cup tie match programme from 1979.

Naturally, I declined, as the programme had been autographed by Barry Howard.




 

[joe]

On my way back from Histon on Tuesday night,  I was standing at the taxi rank waiting for my taxi home at 2:30am,
When this not so young lady approached me and asked" if I wanted any business"?
I was quite shocked as I did not think that sort of thing went on in Altringham, but what shocked me even more was
She was wearing an Altrincham A.F.C top under her coat.
So what other strange activities goes on in Altrincham when the football finishes?
I thought it was a town of daily mail lovers.

Roaring!! What a fantastic load of bollocks that is!! Altringham?
Always getting approached by Altrincham FC supporting prostitutes outside the bussy!!

[wayno]

On reflection we may not be taking this post seriously enough

This could turn out to be bigger than the horsemeat scandal

Maybe this is the tip of the iceberg?

Maybe there is a larger undercover network in operation ?

Have we considered a line up at the next game?

Has an e fit been drawn up?

Really cheered me up this thread

[taxi Phil]

Have we attempted to sell her advertising ? 

[OldhamAlty]

Have we attempted to sell her advertising ? 

Please no smoking in the prostitution family stand.

[distancetraveller]

Have we attempted to sell her advertising ? 

Please no smoking in the prostitution family stand.

Or Bonking 

[wayno]

Have we attempted to sell her advertising ? 

Please no smoking in the prostitution family stand.

Or Bonking 

any one caught getting smoked or bonking will be asked to ........ Stop

[bighairedmike]

And, as Wayne has so rightly pointed out in the above post, this type of thing could be avoided by employing a few stoppers to the serving hatch...

[Brian Flynn]

This seems like an opportune moment to disclose that the author of the blog Belle de Jour: Diary of a London Call Girl once offered me her favours in return for my copy of a rare Cammell Laird versus Altrincham Cheshire Senior Cup tie match programme from 1979.

Naturally, I declined, as the programme had been autographed by Barry Howard.




 

Have you been seeking closure on this episode in your life

[Mount Street Alty]

Agree jamie!!!! A complete fruit loop