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[chesteralty]

Don't we rip up the pitch and re-seed it every summer. You might only be there a few months before being carted away.
(Then what if Macclesfield decide to buy the old turf from us!!)

[Iateallthepies]

Yes you can  have your ashes scattered - my dad was scattered on  the centre circle at Moss Lane   

Who would you see about getting it arranged then? A sizable donation would go to the club.

[Iateallthepies]

Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into unfunny puns? Someone has asked a serious questions and we've got death puns FFS!
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I. Don't mind a bit of banter. Only one of the puns is funny so Far.

[bighairedmike]

Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into unfunny puns? Someone has asked a serious questions and we've got death puns FFS!

If you don't like it, don't read it or just as simply, ignore it.

Deep breaths now...

[CB]

Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into unfunny puns? Someone has asked a serious questions and we've got death puns FFS!

If you don't like it, don't read it or just as simply, ignore it.

Deep breaths now...

And you wonder why it's the same 5 people that post on here...

[bighairedmike]

Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into unfunny puns? Someone has asked a serious questions and we've got death puns FFS!

If you don't like it, don't read it or just as simply, ignore it.

Deep breaths now...

And you wonder why it's the same 5 people that post on here...

Personally, no. But instead of ranting about a thread you don't like then maybe you should start another thread full of interesting things to discuss and people might not feel the need to make "unfunny puns".

[hsmith1]

told my misses i want my ashes scattered on a nudist beach,in the hope i get an attractive women laying ontop of me,with my luck it would be a bloke though 

[York Alty]

Personally speaking I believe strongly that's it time to put the fun back into funerals.

[Jimmy Hill]

Can we have one thread that doesn't descend into unfunny puns? Someone has asked a serious questions and we've got death puns FFS!

If you don't like it, don't read it or just as simply, ignore it.

Deep breaths now...

And you wonder why it's the same 5 people that post on here...

Personally, no. But instead of ranting about a thread you don't like then maybe you should start another thread full of interesting things to discuss and people might not feel the need to make "unfunny puns".

Her point was that she did like the original thread but it was ruined by the pun posse.

Instead of people having to start new threads every time the wordplay wankers get going, perhaps they could just not do it?

[York Alty]

OK the quality can vary an awful lot, but there are some very clever word plays posted on here from time to time. It's harmless enough.

[ALTYGAL]

Yes you can  have your ashes scattered - my dad was scattered on  the centre circle at Moss Lane   

Who would you see about getting it arranged then? A sizable donation would go to the club.

We just contacted the club and went down during the week.  Word of advice make sure it's not windy !!!   

[Iateallthepies]

As I am the original poster I don't object to the bad puns.
I HATE bad language. Children could well be reading this forum.

[Iateallthepies]

I think you would need licence to conduct a funeral at the club, but I guess it
Would be ok to scatter ashes.