Aaron Burns opens his Moss Lane account in the first 10 minutes, but 590 of the 615 hardy souls inside the ground are stunned when Gateshead equalise right on half time with their first shot on target.
Relentless second half pressure yields nothing, but just as it seems two points have been squandered, we score a 92nd. minute winner when Gateshead's keeper punches the ball into his own net from our 17th. corner of the match.
GH is quoted as saying this was something we'd practised in training since he'd had grave doubts as to the ability of any of our own players to score at a corner. On the way home he is struck dead by a thunderbolt.
Kenny Mac takes charge of team affairs, and our 6-0 win at Rushden starts an unbeaten run of 30 matches, ensuring our Football League place for 2010-11.
Labour win the next election, Oasis kiss and make up, and Arsene Wenger is spotted in Specsavers.
My mother told me I should lay off the cheese at supper time..........we'll win this game though !